The Sacred Sandwich

Patrolman Kirk Whelan pats down the alleged vandal, Coddington Borax, who was found leaving town with a grenade costume and several cans of spray paint in the back seat of his Buick. Borax, a known anti-Calvinist activist who has sworn publicly to “sow the seeds of discord” in the Reformed community, was kicked out of a police line-up by one of his victims, Humphrey the mule. Further details are here.

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