Bible-Land was the brainchild of entrepreneur Phineas T. Farnsworth, who envisioned a place where Christians and unbelievers alike could see the pages of Scripture come to life. The photo above shows an opening-day crowd enjoying the Wrath of God ride just before it plummeted two stories into the Pit of Hell underground exhibit and barbeque concession. Though complaints of singed eyebrows and smoke inhalation were numerous, Farnsworth felt the ride was necessary in order for visitors to better appreciate the Grace of God aerial transom that carried them to Salvation Mountain.
Sadly, Farnsworth would see his venture largely ignored by the public because of his refusal to compromise the park’s doctrinal stance. When a rival amusement park, Osteen World, opened across the street to popular acclaim, Bible-Land became a virtual ghost town and closed seven months later. A Walmart Supercenter is currently occupying the property.
Posted on 30 June 2009
Originally published July 1st, 2005: Last week, as the public sale of fireworks gained momentum in anticipation of Independence Day, the news reported that an unidentified group of teenage boys in Oklahoma had killed a litter of puppies by stuffing their mouths with fireworks and setting them off. The mother of the puppies had survived the ordeal by running from the boys' attack, but later she was found, dazed and confused, standing over her lifeless pups and trying to nudge them awake with her nose. Continue Reading...
Posted on 22 June 2009
The Twins answer the pressing theological question: what should I serve at my "Calvin 500" party? You might be surprised by the historical answer! Continue Reading...
Posted on 11 June 2009
Pastor Rick Warren, well-known for creating memorable acrostics to convey his groundbreaking church initiatives like PEACE, SHAPE and CHURCH, has unveiled his latest teaching on Christian humility called the RICK Plan. Continue Reading...
Posted on 09 June 2009
The Bohemian Baptist discovers that atheists, having rejected God, now have someone else to thank for all their blessings: their Non-Belief System! But can they really do that? Continue Reading...
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