Pastor Rick Warren, well-known for creating memorable acrostics to convey his groundbreaking church initiatives like PEACE, SHAPE and CHURCH, has unveiled his latest teaching on Christian humility called the RICK Plan. [...more]
In an attempt to combat a severe drop in attendance every time their popular preacher goes on vacation, Marina Bay Community Church made the shocking announcement that they have cloned their longtime pastor, Rev. Spencer Klagg. To make this possible, Marina Bay enlisted the help of RevClone, a new Christian cloning facility in Southern California dedicated to multiplying the current pool of dynamic preaching celebrities. [...more]
From the Gallery of Dubious Photojournalism. [...more]
Fuller Theological Seminary announced today that a course in tap dancing will be added to the curriculum of their Master of Divinity program this spring. Don Ohlson, a spokesperson for Fuller, explained the reason behind the new addition: “We believe that in this postmodern climate of tolerance and political civility it is important to train our future pastors to be able to dance around biblical issues when necessary.” [...more]
Not to be outdone by the Golden Globes or the Academy Awards, the Biblical Organization Against Selfish Tendencies (BOAST) has announced their nominees for the sixth annual Christian Humility Awards. Dubbed the “Meekys,” these awards will be given to those special evangelicals who have displayed “exceptional humility in their service to God” during the last year. [...more]
