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  • July24th

    When someone told eighty-year-old Pastor Middleton he was “preaching to the choir,” it wasn’t just a figure of speech. Someone had accidentally turned his podium around.

  • June30th

    What it feels like when the pastor is preaching about secret sins and he happens to make incidental eye contact with you.

  • May17th

    Though “Pancho the Preaching Parrot” wowed most audiences with his uncanny ability to recite any scripture verse on demand, he was soon labeled a heretic during his Midwest tour when it was discovered that he was quoting from the NIV. Sadly, Pancho’s last public appearance was at a church potluck in Enid, Oklahoma, where he received the best reviews of his career for “tasting just like chicken.”