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  • July21st

    Although Pastor Dudley was giving a sermon on the sin of covetousness later that morning, he still wanted to throttle his son for grabbing the Sunday funnies first.

  • June9th

    As a people person, Pastor Nickerson always enjoys getting to know each congregant a little better.

  • June2nd

    Something told the parishioners at Abundant Grace Community Church that Pastor Wentworth was becoming a tad legalistic.

  • May2nd

    Among the church building improvements proposed by Deacon Weems: cushioned seating, a second restroom, and a trap door under the pulpit in case the sermon goes too long.

  • March8th

    When it came time for the sermon, the congregation had a bad feeling their pastor would be phoning it in.

  • February27th

    Unable to afford a new cutting-edge minister, Riverside Fellowship was forced to temporarily interrupt the sermon while cable technician Earl Schlub converted their old pastor from analog to digital.