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  • May17th

    Though “Pancho the Preaching Parrot” wowed most audiences with his uncanny ability to recite any scripture verse on demand, he was soon labeled a heretic during his Midwest tour when it was discovered that he was quoting from the NIV. Sadly, Pancho’s last public appearance was at a church potluck in Enid, Oklahoma, where he received the best reviews of his career for “tasting just like chicken.”

  • March1st

    Poor little Sammy the Emperor penguin wasn’t invited to hang out with the Emperor James Only penguins.

  • September16th