An exciting new event is unveiled at the Southern Baptist Convention’s Winter X Games: Deacon Chunkin’.
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March3rd
Caught Up In The Air
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May2nd
Exit Strategy
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Among the church building improvements proposed by Deacon Weems: cushioned seating, a second restroom, and a trap door under the pulpit in case the sermon goes too long.
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March12th
Top Deacon
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When Webster Kemp was told he would have to wear many hats as the church’s only deacon, he misunderstood.
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February7th
Bad Robot
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An experiment at Gateway Baptist to replace church workers with robots took a tragic turn when a mechanized deacon attacked Betty Nickerson for voicing an opinion during Sunday school. “We had no idea robots took 1st Corinthians 14:34 so literally,” said Pastor Buck Lewis. “It never showed up in his spiritual gifts assessment.” The offending robot was later reassigned as an expresso machine in the church’s coffee bar.
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December10th
The Perfect Suit
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Newly appointed as door greeter at Cambridge Baptist Church, Deacon Carson was thrilled when he found the perfect suit to wear on Sunday.
