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  • July10th

    Arminian Martin Quimby fails in his attempt to crash the “Calvin 500″ Birthday Bash when the doorman suddenly notices his “Finney 217″ lapel pin.

  • April6th

    Arminian Ben Wilkerson takes a drastic measure to combat his severe tulip allergy.

  • February1st

    After a thorough examination by Arminian church officials, Bob was found to be only “slightly dead” in trespasses and sins.

  • December9th

    No longer satisfied with the traditional “baking soda and vinegar” volcano, Mr. Wizard conducts a more dazzling experiment: mixing Calvinism with the Southern Baptist Convention.