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  • February28th

    Peggy couldn’t be sure, but she had a funny feeling that Bob and his son had become Hyper-Calvinists.

  • February27th

    Unable to afford a new cutting-edge minister, Riverside Fellowship was forced to temporarily interrupt the sermon while cable technician Earl Schlub converted their old pastor from analog to digital.

  • February26th

    When hunting Arminians for sport, Calvinists should always remember to place an identifying mark on their catch before releasing them back into the wild.

  • February25th

    After sizing up his father’s catch, Billy decided Jonah’s predicament wasn’t so far-fetched after all.

  • February24th

    Raising their right hands and pledging to support Pope Benedict in his fight against anti-Semitism, the group of priests suddenly realized their grave mistake.

  • February23rd

    Mr. Conrad G. Tibbets: the only man in America influenced by the “What Would Jesus Drive?” campaign.

  • February21st

    The Fort Worth sanitation department always has empty boxcars ready to haul off massive piles of manure left behind by visiting circuses, rodeos, and the occasional Benny Hinn Crusade.