Unable to afford a new cutting-edge minister, Riverside Fellowship was forced to temporarily interrupt the sermon while cable technician Earl Schlub converted their old pastor from analog to digital.
When hunting Arminians for sport, Calvinists should always remember to place an identifying mark on their catch before releasing them back into the wild.
Raising their right hands and pledging to support Pope Benedict in his fight against anti-Semitism, the group of priests suddenly realized their grave mistake.
The Fort Worth sanitation department always has empty boxcars ready to haul off massive piles of manure left behind by visiting circuses, rodeos, and the occasional Benny Hinn Crusade.