March12th
The staff of The Sacred Sandwich is currently searching for extra-biblical insight by emptying our minds in contemplative quietude and repeating the solemn mantra, “Owah Tagu Siam.” Your silence is greatly appreciated while we meditate on this profound message from our inner divinities.
March11th
Having just started a mega-church for Asian-American Quakers living in Montana, Pastor Jim was encouraged by the large turnout.
March7th
The League of Tyndale has recently hired a capable crew of professional decorators to remodel the virtual world of The Sacred Sandwich. As such, our readers may experience periodic disruptions in our normal service over the next few days. If this happens, please do not be dismayed. Despite the development of our new look, the Sandwich will be back shortly to provide the latest news and views for the small town Christian. As always… sola Scriptura!
March5th
With the aid of his trusty mule, Nubbin, U.S. Marshall Forsythe Grubbs begins his quest to capture the notorious Coddington Borax by putting up wanted posters throughout the Midwest. Shortly after this picture is taken, however, Grubbs shoots off one of his toes in a freak gun-hammering accident and is forced to delay the manhunt for two weeks.
March3rd
An exciting new event is unveiled at the Southern Baptist Convention’s Winter X Games: Deacon Chunkin’.
February26th
Sacred Sandwich reader J. R. Nerlunker of Bedford, Iowa sent in this photo showing his mule, Molly Jo, wearing the unmistakable handiwork of Coddington Borax, the “Phantom Tagger.” The evidence suggests that the fugitive Borax has fled over the Missouri border and is now continuing his reign of terror against Calvinism and unsuspecting mules throughout the Midwest.
February19th
Humphrey, the Sacred Sandwich mascot, prepares for a possible future encounter with his nemesis, Coddington Borax.
