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		<title>Rick Warren Selected to Replace Billy Mays as OxiClean Pitchman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Orange Glo International, makers of OxiClean, have announced their intention to hire Saddleback pastor and "Purpose Driven" author Rick Warren as the new commercial pitchman for their well-known laundry stain remover....]]></description>
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		<title>New Barna Study: Overused Typeface Gains Foothold in U.S. Churches</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Revealing further evidence that American churches are sinking deeper into apostasy, a new nationwide survey by The Barna Group discovered that almost 23% of U.S. churches are now using Papyrus typeface in their logos and church bulletins.]]></description>
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		<title>Denomination Votes to Allow Drunken Clergy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America’s decision to allow the appointment of non-celibate gays to the clergy, another prominent Christian denomination has decided this week to allow practicing drunkards in the pulpit.]]></description>
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		<title>Warren Unveils The R.I.C.K. Plan On Humility</title>
		<link>http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4144</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pastor Rick Warren, well-known for creating memorable acrostics to convey his groundbreaking church initiatives like PEACE, SHAPE and CHURCH, has unveiled his latest teaching on Christian humility called the RICK Plan.]]></description>
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		<title>Popular Pastor Cloned in Church Growth Experiment</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 05:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to combat a severe drop in attendance every time their popular preacher goes on vacation, Marina Bay Community Church made the shocking announcement that they have cloned their longtime pastor, Rev. Spencer Klagg. To make this possible, Marina Bay enlisted the help of RevClone, a new Christian cloning facility in Southern California dedicated to multiplying the current pool of dynamic preaching celebrities.]]></description>
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		<title>New-Ager Hits Head; Loses Christ-Consciousness</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 05:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last thing Gladys Pittman remembers is getting up from the couch after watching Oprah, tripping on her yoga meditation rug, and falling to the floor. After that, everything is a blur. But Gladys’ husband Frank witnessed the whole thing. “As soon as her head hit the floor, she was knocked christ-unconscious,” he explained.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Worldly&#8221; Demas Not So Bad, Says Bible Scholar</title>
		<link>http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/3569</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bible scholar and liberal theologian Malcolm Lancaster reported this week that new archeological findings have revealed that Demas, described in scripture as a worldly apostate, wasn’t such a bad guy after all.]]></description>
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