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		<title>Budget Woes Prompt Massive Wise Men Layoffs At Church Nativities</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 15:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The three wise men are the odd men out... no pun intended.]]></description>
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		<title>Reformation Day Prankster Hits Catholic Church With Flaming Bag of Theses</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 05:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Officials at Queen of Heaven Catholic Church report that a vandal attacked their parish during their annual “Trunk-or-Treat” festivities on Halloween. According to Fr. Michael Donnelly, someone placed a paper bag filled with Luther's “95 Theses” on the church’s front step, set it on fire, then knocked on the door and ran away. When Donnelly answered the door, he quickly stomped on the burning bag to put out the flames.]]></description>
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		<title>Appearance of Virgin Mary Brings Faithful to Woman&#8217;s Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:51:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are we missing something here?]]></description>
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		<title>Rick Warren Selected to Replace Billy Mays as OxiClean Pitchman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Orange Glo International, makers of OxiClean, have announced their intention to hire Saddleback pastor and "Purpose Driven" author Rick Warren as the new commercial pitchman for their well-known laundry stain remover....]]></description>
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		<title>New Barna Study: Overused Typeface Gains Foothold in U.S. Churches</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Revealing further evidence that American churches are sinking deeper into apostasy, a new nationwide survey by The Barna Group discovered that almost 23% of U.S. churches are now using Papyrus typeface in their logos and church bulletins.]]></description>
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		<title>Denomination Votes to Allow Drunken Clergy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America’s decision to allow the appointment of non-celibate gays to the clergy, another prominent Christian denomination has decided this week to allow practicing drunkards in the pulpit.]]></description>
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		<title>Warren Unveils The R.I.C.K. Plan On Humility</title>
		<link>http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/4144</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pastor Rick Warren, well-known for creating memorable acrostics to convey his groundbreaking church initiatives like PEACE, SHAPE and CHURCH, has unveiled his latest teaching on Christian humility called the RICK Plan.]]></description>
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