Comment by John — November 26, 2012 @ 7:30 am
I couldn’t find “rapture” either…strange.
Comment by David — November 26, 2012 @ 8:13 am
I couldn’t find “Trinity” either…weird.
Comment by St. Lee — November 26, 2012 @ 6:01 pm
Thought this was pretty funny, given popular culture’s current fascination with Zombies. I am a little confused by John’s and David’s comments though. One could read into them that the Rapture and the Trinity are no more Biblical that a Zombie Apocalypse ….or the inverse; that just because a Zombie Apocalypse is not mentioned by name does not mean the doctrine is not there. It would be great if they would both offer verses to support whichever way I am misreading their comments.
Comment by Les — November 26, 2012 @ 8:02 pm
He’s probably using the King James concordance. I’m sure it’s there in the New Century or Living concordances.
Comment by Kelvin — November 26, 2012 @ 8:18 pm
he needs to go re-read 2 esdras…
Comment by Carol — November 26, 2012 @ 8:28 pm
This is what happens when people try to teach Bibical doctrines with worldly words.
Comment by Helen — November 26, 2012 @ 8:35 pm
Is this Maurice and Emmett?
Comment by Paul D. — November 26, 2012 @ 8:46 pm
“I am a little confused by John’s and David’s comments though. One could read into them that the Rapture and the Trinity are no more Biblical that a Zombie Apocalypse.”
I’m pretty sure that’s the point.
Comment by Joe — November 26, 2012 @ 9:54 pm
I couldn’t find dufus either, weird.
Comment by Janis — November 27, 2012 @ 2:24 am
I think it might be in the margin notes of the “Newly Updated and Revised Version of the UFO Watcher’s Study Bible.
Comment by John — November 27, 2012 @ 7:43 am
St. Lee and Paul D – ’twas just a poor attempt at humor.
Is the word rapture used in Scripture? No. Is the event taught? Yes. See 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18.
Is the word zombie used in Scripture? No. Is the idea taught? No. See Hebrews 9:27.
Next time I’ll inject coffee before attempting to inject wry humor.
Comment by St. Lee — November 27, 2012 @ 1:42 pm
John, good comeback! And of course it may not have come across as such in my original comment, but it too was just my feeble attempt at humor.
Comment by Carol — November 27, 2012 @ 9:07 pm
The Zombie with a Purpose Dialog Book of Proverbs may be something that they preached from…not actually using a Bible.
Comment by Rick M. — November 28, 2012 @ 2:28 am
Then as I watched, muscles and flesh formed over the bones. Then skin formed to cover their bodies, but they still had no breath in them. 9Then he said to me, “Speak a prophetic message to the winds, son of man. Speak a prophetic message and say, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord says: Come, O breath, from the four winds! Breathe into these dead bodies so they may live again.’” 10 So I spoke the message as he commanded me, and breath came into their bodies. They all came to life and stood up on their feet—a great army.
Comment by Kate Akele — November 28, 2012 @ 7:13 am
*scratches head* Uh?
Comment by John — November 28, 2012 @ 8:03 am
Rick M – Zing!!!
Comment by Carol — November 29, 2012 @ 10:17 pm
Zombie Apocalypse, sounds more like a modern twist to “Night of the Living Dead”…those “undead” dead come to invade…
Comment by gumbymonster — November 30, 2012 @ 8:54 am
Eisegesis R Us…funny how the totally depraved mind can manipulate God’s Word to say whatever we want it to say.
Btw; those weren’t Zombies in Ezekiel, those were all God chose to bring from death into life. Not from death to the living dead. And as a side note, those bones didn’t repeat a prayer after the pastor.
Comment by Carol — December 1, 2012 @ 7:18 pm
Indeed the undead dead or whatever is far from a godly resurrection.
Comment by Bereanwarrior — December 2, 2012 @ 4:37 pm
I picture Angus every now and then in the “head-desk” position after seeing a pretty funny post like this one being dragged into oblivion.
Comment by Carol — December 4, 2012 @ 9:18 pm
Could be why the post was originated, the confusion over the end times….perhaps not to the point of zombies…to a degree, there is a deadness among some assemblies…
Comment by SamWise — December 11, 2012 @ 12:39 pm
Maybe he should have consulted his “Zombie Driven Life” concordance?
Comment by Carol — December 11, 2012 @ 2:44 pm
The Zombie Message Bible as a companion to the Zombie Driven Life….
addresses such issues as:
Will the “undead” dead be resurrected? Will the “undead” dead have a separate place to spend eternity?
And can Zombies actually have “breath” prayers?
Does guided imagery as well as meditation work for those who are “undead”?
Will we ever know?
Comment by Helen — December 12, 2012 @ 7:16 pm
Will we ever care? – S.S!
Comment by Carol — December 12, 2012 @ 11:18 pm
Comment by filthy dog — December 13, 2012 @ 2:35 pm
The Bible clearly tells us that the blood of JESUS CHRIST anointed “THE MOST HOLY” ie: rests upon the MERCY SEAT ,GOD even let the world know this via his pick and shovel man Ron Wyatt. I guess the saying “seeing is believeing” belongs to the faithless ,as for me im off down shop to buy me a “told you so” tee shirt!
Comment by St. Lee — December 17, 2012 @ 2:09 pm
Umm …I am having a tough time seeing what Ron Wyatt has to do with this post, or did he unearth some zombies that we haven’t heard about?
Comment by Bruce Hamill — January 26, 2013 @ 10:07 pm
Of course zombie apocalypse is I the bible… “The dead in Christ will rise first…”
Comment by Daniel — March 15, 2013 @ 7:40 pm
Actually Zombies are more common than you might think. In fact all are zombies before coming to Christ.
Eph 2:1-2a “As for you, you were dead in your transgressions and sins, 2 in which you used to live”
Without Jesus we are all the living dead! 😉
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