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End Times Confusion
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29 Comments
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Comment by John — November 26, 2012 @ 7:30 am
I couldn’t find “rapture” either…strange.
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Comment by David — November 26, 2012 @ 8:13 am
I couldn’t find “Trinity” either…weird.
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Comment by St. Lee — November 26, 2012 @ 6:01 pm
Thought this was pretty funny, given popular culture’s current fascination with Zombies. I am a little confused by John’s and David’s comments though. One could read into them that the Rapture and the Trinity are no more Biblical that a Zombie Apocalypse ….or the inverse; that just because a Zombie Apocalypse is not mentioned by name does not mean the doctrine is not there. It would be great if they would both offer verses to support whichever way I am misreading their comments.
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Comment by Les — November 26, 2012 @ 8:02 pm
He’s probably using the King James concordance. I’m sure it’s there in the New Century or Living concordances.
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Comment by Kelvin — November 26, 2012 @ 8:18 pm
he needs to go re-read 2 esdras…
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Comment by Carol — November 26, 2012 @ 8:28 pm
This is what happens when people try to teach Bibical doctrines with worldly words.
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Comment by Helen — November 26, 2012 @ 8:35 pm
Is this Maurice and Emmett?
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Comment by Paul D. — November 26, 2012 @ 8:46 pm
“I am a little confused by John’s and David’s comments though. One could read into them that the Rapture and the Trinity are no more Biblical that a Zombie Apocalypse.”
I’m pretty sure that’s the point.
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Comment by Joe — November 26, 2012 @ 9:54 pm
I couldn’t find dufus either, weird.
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Comment by Janis — November 27, 2012 @ 2:24 am
I think it might be in the margin notes of the “Newly Updated and Revised Version of the UFO Watcher’s Study Bible.
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Comment by John — November 27, 2012 @ 7:43 am
St. Lee and Paul D – ’twas just a poor attempt at humor.
Is the word rapture used in Scripture? No. Is the event taught? Yes. See 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18.
Is the word zombie used in Scripture? No. Is the idea taught? No. See Hebrews 9:27.
Next time I’ll inject coffee before attempting to inject wry humor.
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Comment by St. Lee — November 27, 2012 @ 1:42 pm
John, good comeback! And of course it may not have come across as such in my original comment, but it too was just my feeble attempt at humor.
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Comment by Carol — November 27, 2012 @ 9:07 pm
The Zombie with a Purpose Dialog Book of Proverbs may be something that they preached from…not actually using a Bible.
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Comment by Rick M. — November 28, 2012 @ 2:28 am
Zombie verse:
Ezekiel 37:8
Then as I watched, muscles and flesh formed over the bones. Then skin formed to cover their bodies, but they still had no breath in them. 9Then he said to me, “Speak a prophetic message to the winds, son of man. Speak a prophetic message and say, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord says: Come, O breath, from the four winds! Breathe into these dead bodies so they may live again.’” 10 So I spoke the message as he commanded me, and breath came into their bodies. They all came to life and stood up on their feet—a great army.
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Comment by Kate Akele — November 28, 2012 @ 7:13 am
*scratches head* Uh?
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Comment by John — November 28, 2012 @ 8:03 am
Rick M – Zing!!!
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Comment by Carol — November 29, 2012 @ 10:17 pm
Zombie Apocalypse, sounds more like a modern twist to “Night of the Living Dead”…those “undead” dead come to invade…
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Comment by gumbymonster — November 30, 2012 @ 8:54 am
Eisegesis R Us…funny how the totally depraved mind can manipulate God’s Word to say whatever we want it to say.
Btw; those weren’t Zombies in Ezekiel, those were all God chose to bring from death into life. Not from death to the living dead. And as a side note, those bones didn’t repeat a prayer after the pastor. -
Comment by Carol — December 1, 2012 @ 7:18 pm
Indeed the undead dead or whatever is far from a godly resurrection.
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Comment by Bereanwarrior — December 2, 2012 @ 4:37 pm
I picture Angus every now and then in the “head-desk” position after seeing a pretty funny post like this one being dragged into oblivion.
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Comment by Carol — December 4, 2012 @ 9:18 pm
Could be why the post was originated, the confusion over the end times….perhaps not to the point of zombies…to a degree, there is a deadness among some assemblies…
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Comment by SamWise — December 11, 2012 @ 12:39 pm
Maybe he should have consulted his “Zombie Driven Life” concordance?
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Comment by Carol — December 11, 2012 @ 2:44 pm
The Zombie Message Bible as a companion to the Zombie Driven Life….
addresses such issues as:
Will the “undead” dead be resurrected? Will the “undead” dead have a separate place to spend eternity?
And can Zombies actually have “breath” prayers?
Does guided imagery as well as meditation work for those who are “undead”?
Will we ever know?
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Comment by Helen — December 12, 2012 @ 7:16 pm
Will we ever care? – S.S!
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Comment by Carol — December 12, 2012 @ 11:18 pm
NOT really!
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Comment by filthy dog — December 13, 2012 @ 2:35 pm
The Bible clearly tells us that the blood of JESUS CHRIST anointed “THE MOST HOLY” ie: rests upon the MERCY SEAT ,GOD even let the world know this via his pick and shovel man Ron Wyatt. I guess the saying “seeing is believeing” belongs to the faithless ,as for me im off down shop to buy me a “told you so” tee shirt!
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Comment by St. Lee — December 17, 2012 @ 2:09 pm
Umm …I am having a tough time seeing what Ron Wyatt has to do with this post, or did he unearth some zombies that we haven’t heard about?
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Comment by Bruce Hamill — January 26, 2013 @ 10:07 pm
Of course zombie apocalypse is I the bible… “The dead in Christ will rise first…”
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Comment by Daniel — March 15, 2013 @ 7:40 pm
Actually Zombies are more common than you might think. In fact all are zombies before coming to Christ.
Eph 2:1-2a “As for you, you were dead in your transgressions and sins, 2 in which you used to live”
Without Jesus we are all the living dead!
