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  • Comment by John — November 26, 2012 @ 7:30 am

    I couldn’t find “rapture” either…strange.

  • Comment by David — November 26, 2012 @ 8:13 am

    I couldn’t find “Trinity” either…weird.

  • Comment by St. Lee — November 26, 2012 @ 6:01 pm

    Thought this was pretty funny, given popular culture’s current fascination with Zombies. I am a little confused by John’s and David’s comments though. One could read into them that the Rapture and the Trinity are no more Biblical that a Zombie Apocalypse ….or the inverse; that just because a Zombie Apocalypse is not mentioned by name does not mean the doctrine is not there. It would be great if they would both offer verses to support whichever way I am misreading their comments.

  • Comment by Les — November 26, 2012 @ 8:02 pm

    He’s probably using the King James concordance. I’m sure it’s there in the New Century or Living concordances.

  • Comment by Kelvin — November 26, 2012 @ 8:18 pm

    he needs to go re-read 2 esdras…

  • Comment by Carol — November 26, 2012 @ 8:28 pm

    This is what happens when people try to teach Bibical doctrines with worldly words.

  • Comment by Helen — November 26, 2012 @ 8:35 pm

    Is this Maurice and Emmett?

  • Comment by Paul D. — November 26, 2012 @ 8:46 pm

    “I am a little confused by John’s and David’s comments though. One could read into them that the Rapture and the Trinity are no more Biblical that a Zombie Apocalypse.”

    I’m pretty sure that’s the point.

  • Comment by Joe — November 26, 2012 @ 9:54 pm

    I couldn’t find dufus either, weird.

  • Comment by Janis — November 27, 2012 @ 2:24 am

    I think it might be in the margin notes of the “Newly Updated and Revised Version of the UFO Watcher’s Study Bible.

  • Comment by John — November 27, 2012 @ 7:43 am

    St. Lee and Paul D – ’twas just a poor attempt at humor.

    Is the word rapture used in Scripture? No. Is the event taught? Yes. See 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18.

    Is the word zombie used in Scripture? No. Is the idea taught? No. See Hebrews 9:27.

    Next time I’ll inject coffee before attempting to inject wry humor.

  • Comment by St. Lee — November 27, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

    John, good comeback! And of course it may not have come across as such in my original comment, but it too was just my feeble attempt at humor.

  • Comment by Carol — November 27, 2012 @ 9:07 pm

    The Zombie with a Purpose Dialog Book of Proverbs may be something that they preached from…not actually using a Bible.

  • Comment by Rick M. — November 28, 2012 @ 2:28 am

    Zombie verse:

    Ezekiel 37:8

    Then as I watched, muscles and flesh formed over the bones. Then skin formed to cover their bodies, but they still had no breath in them. 9Then he said to me, “Speak a prophetic message to the winds, son of man. Speak a prophetic message and say, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord says: Come, O breath, from the four winds! Breathe into these dead bodies so they may live again.’” 10 So I spoke the message as he commanded me, and breath came into their bodies. They all came to life and stood up on their feet—a great army.

  • Comment by Kate Akele — November 28, 2012 @ 7:13 am

    *scratches head* Uh?

  • Comment by John — November 28, 2012 @ 8:03 am

    Rick M – Zing!!!

  • Comment by Carol — November 29, 2012 @ 10:17 pm

    Zombie Apocalypse, sounds more like a modern twist to “Night of the Living Dead”…those “undead” dead come to invade…

  • Comment by gumbymonster — November 30, 2012 @ 8:54 am

    Eisegesis R Us…funny how the totally depraved mind can manipulate God’s Word to say whatever we want it to say.
    Btw; those weren’t Zombies in Ezekiel, those were all God chose to bring from death into life. Not from death to the living dead. And as a side note, those bones didn’t repeat a prayer after the pastor.

  • Comment by Carol — December 1, 2012 @ 7:18 pm

    Indeed the undead dead or whatever is far from a godly resurrection.

  • Comment by Bereanwarrior — December 2, 2012 @ 4:37 pm

    I picture Angus every now and then in the “head-desk” position after seeing a pretty funny post like this one being dragged into oblivion.

  • Comment by Carol — December 4, 2012 @ 9:18 pm

    Could be why the post was originated, the confusion over the end times….perhaps not to the point of zombies…to a degree, there is a deadness among some assemblies…

  • Comment by SamWise — December 11, 2012 @ 12:39 pm

    Maybe he should have consulted his “Zombie Driven Life” concordance?

  • Comment by Carol — December 11, 2012 @ 2:44 pm

    The Zombie Message Bible as a companion to the Zombie Driven Life….

    addresses such issues as:

    Will the “undead” dead be resurrected? Will the “undead” dead have a separate place to spend eternity?

    And can Zombies actually have “breath” prayers?

    Does guided imagery as well as meditation work for those who are “undead”?

    Will we ever know?

  • Comment by Helen — December 12, 2012 @ 7:16 pm

    Will we ever care? – S.S!

  • Comment by Carol — December 12, 2012 @ 11:18 pm

    NOT really!

  • Comment by filthy dog — December 13, 2012 @ 2:35 pm

    The Bible clearly tells us that the blood of JESUS CHRIST anointed “THE MOST HOLY” ie: rests upon the MERCY SEAT ,GOD even let the world know this via his pick and shovel man Ron Wyatt. I guess the saying “seeing is believeing” belongs to the faithless ,as for me im off down shop to buy me a “told you so” tee shirt!

  • Comment by St. Lee — December 17, 2012 @ 2:09 pm

    Umm …I am having a tough time seeing what Ron Wyatt has to do with this post, or did he unearth some zombies that we haven’t heard about?

  • Comment by Bruce Hamill — January 26, 2013 @ 10:07 pm

    Of course zombie apocalypse is I the bible… “The dead in Christ will rise first…”

  • Comment by Daniel — March 15, 2013 @ 7:40 pm

    Actually Zombies are more common than you might think. In fact all are zombies before coming to Christ.
    Eph 2:1-2a “As for you, you were dead in your transgressions and sins, 2 in which you used to live”
    Without Jesus we are all the living dead! 😉

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