The Sacred Sandwich

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  • Comment by Stephen Cracknell — May 7, 2012 @ 5:14 am

    Haro Kiti will be purr-fect for visting pre-adolescent Japanese girls who visit this all white Anglo Saxon fundamentalist English speaking American church. Way to go Thompson! You should visit Japan more often with your mission team!

  • Comment by Kate Akele — May 7, 2012 @ 9:16 am

    You crack me up!

  • Comment by gumbymonster — May 7, 2012 @ 11:09 am

    I give this one 2 paws down, sorry my pentecostal friends.

  • Comment by Les — May 7, 2012 @ 3:11 pm

    Is Hello Kitty the Hello Hugger type or the Hello Handshake type?

  • Comment by Mark Applegate — May 7, 2012 @ 7:12 pm

    I would lean toward Felix. He has a magic bag of tracts.

  • Comment by Janis — May 7, 2012 @ 9:09 pm

    Is this Frank from the last Sandwich in a different life?

  • Comment by gumbymonster — May 7, 2012 @ 9:42 pm

    @Janis: I think your right.
    Frank graduated and is now serving the church. However, man-up and ditch the bow and the european man bag … Frank.

  • Comment by Nom nom nom — May 7, 2012 @ 10:01 pm

    We need real men as greeters, not a bunch of pussies.

  • Comment by Gareth Palmer — May 8, 2012 @ 2:19 am

    Lions and Lambs possibly, but surely not hello Kitties

  • Comment by Dominic Stockford — May 8, 2012 @ 2:59 am

    Sorry, I’m a Brit, I don’t get it..
    except to see that it is a quite purrposterous suggestion…

  • Comment by JD — May 8, 2012 @ 10:31 am

    Well now, ain’t that the cat’s pajamas!

  • Comment by Matt Zion — May 8, 2012 @ 5:37 pm

    Maybe it’s the same church mentioned previously on the Sandwich desiring not to be seen as species-ist. Y’know, “preach the gospel to every creature.” (Mark 16:15)

  • Comment by SavedGirl — May 9, 2012 @ 6:33 am

    Wow, Thompson has a right to be proud. Not only is she a great greeter, but also she can practice some swift church discipline on the bunnies who only show up on Easter.

  • Comment by R.H.Powers — May 11, 2012 @ 12:48 pm

    Only bad thing might be that her gentle purring would put folks to sleep (Heaven forbid!)…

  • Comment by SLIMJIM — May 16, 2012 @ 3:52 pm

    How funny! Besides having nine lives, I hope she has eternal life

  • Comment by Carol — May 20, 2012 @ 6:09 pm

    This must be a progressive felinial denomination, as the more fundamental feline assemblies prefer neutered males as their door greeters. And that over-thye-shoulder “bag” is really her New Meow Translation of the Bible…where the Queen of Sheba is actually a cat…
    purrfect for the post-modern Kitty.

    On a positive note, at the covered dish dinners, there are a variety of tuna noodle casseroles rather than green bean….sorry Charlie….

  • Comment by Ernie Farrar — November 8, 2012 @ 12:08 pm

    Who do I get permission from to use this. I’m doing a series at a small church on evangelism and talking about some of the nuts and bolts of inviting and welcoming people. This would be a funny start for this weekend.

  • Comment by Angus — November 8, 2012 @ 5:28 pm

    Ernie,

    If you want to right-click and save the image, you are welcomed to do so for your series. Thanks for asking!

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