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PoMo the Bear

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  • Comment by michael herrmann — May 24, 2011 @ 8:42 pm

    Notice the uncertain look on the bear’s face…perfect.

  • Comment by Chris — May 24, 2011 @ 9:13 pm

    Hilarious!

  • Comment by persis — May 24, 2011 @ 9:29 pm

    Good one!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — May 24, 2011 @ 9:36 pm

    I have said this to you before, and I will say it again…PURE GENIUS! This needs to be printed out and tacked on bulletin boards everywhere!

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  • Comment by gumbymonster — May 25, 2011 @ 5:47 am

    If I didn’t know any better, it seems that Brian McLaren can wrap his arms around the true gospel after all. Although I still doubt it. But if God can change my vile heart He can change a doubting heart also.

  • Comment by Harry — May 25, 2011 @ 7:53 am

    PoMo sits next to my NOOMA video collection. A match made in heaven… but then again, what else is there?

  • Comment by Sterling VanDerwerker — May 25, 2011 @ 8:28 am

    *blurt*

    I just taught Romans 16:18 on the Lords Day. We had three examples of “18,… such men are slaves, not of our Lord Christ but of their own appetites; and by their smooth and flattering speech they deceive the hearts of the unsuspecting.”

    Here were the examples:
    Rob Bell
    Harold Camping
    Jay Bakker

    After the exegesis and the “research” I *felt* like I had been pumping septic tanks.

    Thanks for the cuddly perspective it is better than splattering feces.

  • Comment by Bereanwarrior — May 25, 2011 @ 12:57 pm

    Angus, could you give me a bulk discount if I were to order about 5000 of those? I think they would go like hot cakes at Heaven Fest.

    I think the people in the audience would buy some too!

  • Comment by Jeff B — May 25, 2011 @ 12:59 pm

    How can I be sure that this is really a good idea?

  • Comment by Helen — May 25, 2011 @ 5:47 pm

    Great idea Bereanwarrior, you’ve given me an idea: could we rush a few thousand over to England urgently for this weekend? http://www.bigchurchdayout.com/uploads/2010/11/Inspire-Article-March-2011-1.pdf

  • Comment by Shawn — May 25, 2011 @ 8:00 pm

    What is PoMo and NOOMA? (I would probably enjoy the jokes even more if I had insider information!) Thanks for humoring one not-in-the-know!

  • Comment by calvin — May 25, 2011 @ 9:10 pm

    …and when we’re done with him we can burn him at the stake, cool!

  • Comment by Bereanwarrior — May 25, 2011 @ 10:50 pm

    Shawn – PoMo = Post Modern

    Nooma = a phonetic spelling of pneuma which is Greek for wind. Pneuma is translated (and rightly so) as spirit in the New Testament. (See John 3:6,8)

    Rob Bell makes videos under the word Nooma.

  • Comment by Dominic Stockford — May 26, 2011 @ 8:11 am

    Speaking on behalf of the RSPB (Royal Society for the Protection of Bears), I find it very sad that poor defenceless teddy bears have been dragged into such compromising positions. While humans are welcome to do this to themselves (as long as they don’t take any others with them) why harm teddy bears?

    What’s that, the “rspB” stands for “birds”?! Oh…
    Who looks stupid now…
    Oh yeah – it’s still that bloke holding the bear!

  • Comment by Beau — May 26, 2011 @ 9:08 am

    This is the best one yet! Who writes these things?

  • Comment by Shawn — May 26, 2011 @ 9:12 am

    @Bereanwarrior–Thank you for clarifying!

  • Comment by Scott Autry — May 26, 2011 @ 9:38 am

    I would have commented by now but I wasn’t sure about hitting the Submit button…

  • Comment by Scott Webber — May 27, 2011 @ 3:11 am

    I can hardly wait for “Squishy” the stuffed toy of the wishy washy!

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  • Comment by adina — May 30, 2011 @ 7:47 am

    Doubt, then double-mindedness, then sedition. apostlestoday.net for full confidence of faith.

  • Comment by Carol — June 1, 2011 @ 9:25 pm

    Are these bears “machine washable”??? The poor bear being used in such a manner…the Society against the Abuse of Teddy Bears will have your hyde….

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  • Comment by lauradell2 — June 20, 2011 @ 3:13 am

    I think the toys should be globs of mercury — not only is it pleasant to the eyes, and to be desired like silver to make one wealthy, but it speeds the soul to judgment. What more could one want? AND it saves the bears, so it’s politically correct. A win-win “WINNER!” situation. No?

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