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September23rd
Comment by Stephen Cracknell — September 23, 2010 @ 7:06 am
That wasn’t meatloaf that killed the bird; it was the baby’s bathwater.
Comment by LuLu — September 23, 2010 @ 7:44 am
The “EPA” and “OSHA” actually got their start at a church potluck!
Comment by Brad — September 23, 2010 @ 9:45 am
At my church, the environmental hazards happen the morning after the church potluck.
Comment by Bereanwarrior — September 23, 2010 @ 1:58 pm
I watched a guy we affectionately nicknamed “Sasquatch” set up tables and then set out food at a potluck once. As he set up the tables, he started sweating. As he set out Miss Mary’s Lasagna (my favorite at the time), I saw a couple drops of sweat fall off his forehead into the Lasagna.
Since that day 15 years ago, I have hardly partaken of potlucks.
And then don’t even get me started on watching a 6 year old child blow spit all over the cake while blowing out candles and then expecting me to enjoy a slice of it with a scoop of dollar store ice cream.
Ick.
Comment by Deaconness — September 23, 2010 @ 11:58 pm
Isn’t anybody else terrified by a swan that eats meat??
Comment by Nate — September 24, 2010 @ 12:28 am
AH HA!! Bareanwarrior, you’re actually Todd Friel aren’t you!?
Comment by Gumbymonster — September 24, 2010 @ 8:36 am
Nate, dude! You are so right what you wrote that. A little Purel will get rid of that icky feeling, not so much for the swan though.
Comment by Bereanwarrior — September 24, 2010 @ 9:33 am
Nate- No sir, I’m not him. I don’t even play him on tv. My wife once said she thought he and I were seperated at birth, but I prefer Germ-X with Aloe.
Comment by Les — September 24, 2010 @ 1:21 pm
@Deaconess, yes, they scare me anyway. Look on the bright side: we know what kills them now.
Comment by Angus — September 24, 2010 @ 3:53 pm
Deaconness: Don’t worry. Estelle’s meatloaf is made with tofu. That’s why no one would eat it.
Comment by Carol — September 24, 2010 @ 5:21 pm
Aw come on, she actually tried to disguise green bean casserole as a “meat”loaf…I think that’s what knocked off the swan. Swans don’t eat beans either…
Comment by dominic — September 25, 2010 @ 3:43 am
She killed a swan? That’s a crime in the UK, and she has to answer to the owner of the swan for it, which would be our Queen.
Comment by Carol — September 25, 2010 @ 5:20 pm
Well, looking at the pic, the husband believed that she had killed it. The Swan coroner had not yet arrived to publicly declare the swan’s death. But it was assumed that it took a dive…perhaps someone was able to resuscitate the swan to bring it back to health….