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  Comment by JD — August 26, 2010 @ 10:29 am

  Actually this car “bombed” and never made it higher than the first heaven.

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  Comment by JD — August 26, 2010 @ 10:30 am

  Perhaps this was how Lucifer tried to ascend above the throne of God … no wonder he crashed and burned.

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  Comment by Tater2000 — August 26, 2010 @ 12:12 pm

  When airplanes die and go to hell.

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  Comment by Tater2000 — August 26, 2010 @ 1:43 pm

  “Did you see the size of that vicious plane? It just swooped down and snatched my daughter’s Karmann Ghia right off the driveway!”
  Sorry, ma’am. It’s the circle of life. It’s headed back to one of the little flyer’s club air strips to feed it’s young. There’ll be nothing but the exhaust system left by this time tomorrow.
  “*sniff* But my husband was in the passenger seat looking for loose change. He still needed the Idaho quarter. Go in peace my love! I’ll wait at least a month before I start dating!” *choke*

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  Comment by Tater2000 — August 26, 2010 @ 2:57 pm

  This is OnStar. what is the nature of your call?
  —Mmmmm Fulnimmm—
  I’m sorry sir, can you turn the fan down? I can barely hear you.
  —I said there’s a guy going up in the air with a bunch of balloons tied to a lawn chair and I nearly ran him over.—
  You see a man in a lawn chair in the air? He’s over you right now?
  —No, I’m looking DOWN at him. I honked my horn at him. I think he’s drunk.—
  ??? You’re on an airplane?
  —Wuh? Of course not. I’m in a car. Planes don’t have horns. (Duh.)—
  ??? Sir… I’m afraid I don’t…
  —Onstar! This guy has a BB gun! I’m tally on a BB gun… He’s shooting the balloons… I’m deploying airbags…
  Sir, is this an emergency?
  —Airbags failed! Check engine light is coming on… I’m going down… Tell my wife I love her… Tell everyone… Tell them I died doing what I lov…

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  Comment by LuLu — August 26, 2010 @ 4:14 pm

  This would really have come in handy with some of the wrecks I’ve driven. They could have dropped me off on the car’s way “home”,instead of leaving me standing at the side of the road. But, maybe the cars I,ve owned had a different “eternal destination”,in which case,I’ll wait for a ride.(Scrap yards are kind of “Gehenna-like”…)

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  Comment by stranger.strange.land — August 26, 2010 @ 7:48 pm

  @ Tater 2000

  Your OnStar dialogue was a classic. Got a big belly-laugh out of me.

  p.s. (If it were Ray Comfort in that car, he would’ve had his parachure for sure : )

  Craig

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  Comment by Don — August 27, 2010 @ 12:07 am

  …does it remind anyone else of a Chick Tract?

  “Car… This was your Life”

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  Comment by Rich — August 27, 2010 @ 4:11 am

  I don’t think that this is a trip to heaven – looks like “Auto Rapture” to me.

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  Comment by Jim Pemberton — August 27, 2010 @ 11:13 am

  Not to make anything of human achievement other than what God ordains, but I have only two words in response: “Terrafugia Transition“

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  Comment by Carol — August 27, 2010 @ 5:16 pm

  Instead of cash for clunkers, a flying machine swoops down near the earth to take those clunkers to that huge parking facility in the 3rd heaven. Between the 2nd and 3rd heavens, the clunkers are “translated” into golden chariots.

  If you read II Hezekiah 2:23 you will read “And skies will be filled with giant flying chariots with wings, taken from earth’s highways and biways into the heavens to be changed in the twinkling of a horn.”

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