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The OnStar Study Bible

Posted on 22 October 2008


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10 Comments For This Post

  1. Carol Says:

    Good one!

  2. EG aka Ruth Says:

    LOL This is one of the best yet, even though there are many already.

    And people wonder why I will never own a gps or buy GM products. LOL

  3. Carol Says:

    I’m surprised that there hasn’t actually been one of these type of things created. It would be a reflection on the state of things in our culture that people have to have some sort of electronic gizmo to help them with their “spiritual guidance”.

  4. Rich Jacobson Says:

    “Mr. Johnson? We see that you’ve just been involved in a hit & run accident with an Armeaniest? We’ve alerted the authorities, and they’re sending out an R.C. Sproul Rescue Unit to the scene! Until they arrive, we’ll recite portons of the Shorter Catechism to you”…..

  5. Steve Says:

    I love the DPS, but it would be used so much that we would probably have to outsource the work to India…but then we would have to train Hindu’s how to guide Christians through doctrinal error???

    Also, now that my mind is going, the next get rich-off-of-Christians scheme could be to market OnStar to dispensational churches to guide your car to safety if it is moving during the rapture.

  6. Joe Anstett Says:

    Tried it, Don’t like!!! Drove from Colorado to Nevada by going through Arizona. Wanted to save gas by going through Salt Lake City.

  7. Angus Says:

    LOL. Good one, Joe.

  8. Andrew Thornquist Says:

    That is hilarious :D

  9. Eddie Eddings Says:

    This is also great when you are getting into “Emerging” traffic!

  10. Lisa Says:

    Hmm, might not be such a bad idea, actually… for those times when I want more info and my McArthur Study Bible actually DOESN’T have a note for that passage! Not that that happens often, fortunately.

    And Steve, I have often worried about what my unoccupied car might do if I’m driving during the Rapture. Mostly I just worry about who will take care of my cat, though.

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