October22nd
11 Comments
The OnStar Study Bible
Posted in: Ad Absurdum
11 Comments
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Comment by Carol — October 22, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
Good one!
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Comment by EG aka Ruth — October 23, 2008 @ 12:06 am
LOL This is one of the best yet, even though there are many already.
And people wonder why I will never own a gps or buy GM products. LOL
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Comment by Carol — October 23, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
I’m surprised that there hasn’t actually been one of these type of things created. It would be a reflection on the state of things in our culture that people have to have some sort of electronic gizmo to help them with their “spiritual guidance”.
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Comment by Rich Jacobson — October 24, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
“Mr. Johnson? We see that you’ve just been involved in a hit & run accident with an Armeaniest? We’ve alerted the authorities, and they’re sending out an R.C. Sproul Rescue Unit to the scene! Until they arrive, we’ll recite portons of the Shorter Catechism to you”…..
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Comment by Steve — October 27, 2008 @ 10:18 am
I love the DPS, but it would be used so much that we would probably have to outsource the work to India…but then we would have to train Hindu’s how to guide Christians through doctrinal error???
Also, now that my mind is going, the next get rich-off-of-Christians scheme could be to market OnStar to dispensational churches to guide your car to safety if it is moving during the rapture.
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Comment by Joe Anstett — October 30, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Tried it, Don’t like!!! Drove from Colorado to Nevada by going through Arizona. Wanted to save gas by going through Salt Lake City.
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Comment by Angus — October 30, 2008 @ 11:31 am
LOL. Good one, Joe.
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Comment by Andrew Thornquist — October 31, 2008 @ 5:31 pm
That is hilarious
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — November 24, 2008 @ 8:30 am
This is also great when you are getting into “Emerging” traffic!
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Comment by Lisa — December 3, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
Hmm, might not be such a bad idea, actually… for those times when I want more info and my McArthur Study Bible actually DOESN’T have a note for that passage! Not that that happens often, fortunately.
And Steve, I have often worried about what my unoccupied car might do if I’m driving during the Rapture. Mostly I just worry about who will take care of my cat, though.
