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Biblical Whip
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Pingback by Tweets that mention Biblical Whip - The Sacred Sandwich -- Topsy.com — July 7, 2010 @ 3:17 pm
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by FakeSpurgeon and DNC DUDES. DNC DUDES said: @glennbeck Biblical Whip: Tasting the Truth makes you thankful! http://bit.ly/dei2oC #tcot [...]
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Comment by Bereanwarrior — July 7, 2010 @ 3:44 pm
That’s priceless!
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Comment by Mike — July 7, 2010 @ 3:49 pm
I lost it at “Baptistic”
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Comment by Steve — July 7, 2010 @ 4:28 pm
“I’m Deacon Dickie and I’m breaking and entering”. Priceless.
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Comment by DaveyMike — July 7, 2010 @ 6:29 pm
Deacon Dickie switched to Biblical because he believed there was no more Miracle on earth.
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Comment by DaveyMike — July 7, 2010 @ 6:52 pm
A Baptist just ain’t a Baptist without that tangy taste of Biblical Whip.
It’s KJV — Kraft’s Justification Vision
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Comment by Carol — July 8, 2010 @ 8:09 pm
I can’t imagine even Biblical Whip would make Green Bean Casserole something tangy….
This is low in fat, high in truth!
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Comment by Carol — July 9, 2010 @ 7:47 pm
This is handy for those saints on the go, too busy to read God’s Word, spread some of this on anything they are “eating” and they have their daily requirements…According to the Post Modern Standards of Daily Bread.
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Comment by Brad Grierson — July 10, 2010 @ 6:54 am
Wow! This has got to be the best thing I’ve seen on here. “I’m Deacon Dickie and I’m breaking and entering.”
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Comment by Angus — July 10, 2010 @ 9:47 am
Carol: I appreciate your comments, but the point of the post is to encourage Christians to read the Bible often and see how a daily dose of God’s word will increase their thankfulness to the Lord. Believe it or not, the Sandwich does have a positive, uplifting side!
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Comment by Carol — July 11, 2010 @ 3:34 pm
Yes it does….have an uplifting side….that’s why I return here.
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Comment by Carol — July 11, 2010 @ 3:35 pm
I’d be curious to see what type of church would have a Deacon who dressed like that…LOL!
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Comment by Bereanwarrior — July 11, 2010 @ 9:01 pm
Everytime I check in and see Deacon Dickie breaking and entering, I crack up. That is too funny.
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Comment by The Ordained Barista (Barry) — July 14, 2010 @ 12:00 am
My favorite line is when he says, “I’m still calling 911.”
Too funny!
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Comment by Dominic — July 14, 2010 @ 3:12 am
I think it’s the ESV – the extra special version – that gets the meal off to a great start…
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Comment by Carol — July 14, 2010 @ 9:02 pm
This is a classic! The expression on Deacon Dickie…he looks like he could be one of those iconic statues that would be out front on the Postmodern Church Diner….Something like Bob’s Big Boy….if he didn’t have a jar of Biblical Whip…I would expect a donut and cup of coffee…
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Comment by Rob — July 19, 2010 @ 10:48 pm
‘Baptastic’ – the coolest adjective ever!
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Comment by Brent — August 12, 2010 @ 2:44 pm
That one knocked me out. “I’m dickie and I’m breaking and entering!”
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Comment by Zoe' — August 16, 2010 @ 7:44 pm
OH MY WORD. THATS hilarious
