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  Comment by Kevin Sorensen — June 9, 2010 @ 5:19 am

  Having tossed out their convictions of inspiration, inerrancy and infallibility, future liberal theologians race each other down the slippery slope to see who will be the first to leave Christ behind as the author of salvation.

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  Comment by JD — June 9, 2010 @ 8:06 am

  It’s all downhill from here, boys. Get ready for unending bun burns.

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  Comment by Carol — June 9, 2010 @ 7:10 pm

  They were practicing the art of levitation….and finding out the dangers of road burn…but not enough to lead them away from eternal burn.

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  Comment by SamWise — June 9, 2010 @ 8:41 pm

  Slackers on Theological Skates equals speculative laziness and loitering!

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  Comment by Don — June 9, 2010 @ 10:42 pm

  Scooter “The Baptist” Jones (pictured far “left”) strategy of keeping to the extreme religious “Right”… allowed him to quickly out-distance his more “centered” friends in the race to Heresy.

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  Comment by LuLu — June 10, 2010 @ 6:20 am

  After seeing the “Upward Basketball” signs in front of the local Baptist Church,the UCC decided to start their own sports outreach: “Downward Luge”.

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  Comment by Bill — June 10, 2010 @ 7:12 am

  First Purpose Driven Life seminar “no creeds but deeds”

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  Comment by Carol — June 10, 2010 @ 8:21 pm

  These leaders turned left when they should have turned right.

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  Comment by Les — June 11, 2010 @ 12:14 pm

  It hurts now because they don’t have the callouses but the boys persevere knowing that someday they will be flying. Sadly, Benji and pals will never realize they aren’t really flying when they get older since the callouses have gotten so thick. Of course by then they can’t see they aren’t really flying either since they decided to keep their eyes shut tight and their ears stopped whenever someone pointed out their error.

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  Comment by Don — June 12, 2010 @ 12:43 am

  Callouses, eh?? Welp, help my time and here I was thinking they were riding the first generation hybrid vehicles using natural gas. Silly me….

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  Comment by SamWise — June 13, 2010 @ 6:06 am

  Does “Flying by the seat of their Pants” mean they sit on their Moral Compass?

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  Comment by Carol — June 13, 2010 @ 7:55 pm

  They had a difficult time trying to explain the “bottom burns” to their mothers….

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  Comment by Don — June 13, 2010 @ 9:36 pm

  Benji and his pals prepare themselves several weeks in advance for the inevitable consequences of the Pastor’s annual sermon on Proverbs 13:24.

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  Comment by Carol — June 14, 2010 @ 9:17 am

  And their battle cry was “Last one down the slippery slope is a rotten egg!”

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