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Tract Envy
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Comment by Jamie S — June 8, 2010 @ 6:48 am
Earlier models suffered from poor battery life. The solution, a bigger battery (seen in back) did not go over well with consumers though.
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Comment by gruvjunky — June 8, 2010 @ 9:10 am
I’ll wait for the second generation to get one. Give them time to work out the bugs and for the price to come down.
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Comment by Shepherd — June 8, 2010 @ 9:54 am
That new technology is very aTRACTive.
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Comment by Daniel — June 8, 2010 @ 1:49 pm
Is iTract short for intestinal tract?
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Comment by Pastor Harold — June 8, 2010 @ 3:21 pm
Do you start by typing 0.7734 and showing to them upside down? Or do we still use that tactic?
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Comment by Carol — June 8, 2010 @ 7:51 pm
They are waiting for Chick to go wireless! But the problem is, people are not going to want to leave one of these babies at a public phone, or on the counter at the donut shop. So, they have to come up with something more affordable, and willing to leave for someone…
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Comment by Don — June 9, 2010 @ 12:09 am
A Shocking Story this evening leaves one man electrocuted after a local Evangelistic group left one of their new Electric Tracts on a urnial in a local mall’s men’s room.
Witnesses said all they heard was the device click on when the victim stepped up to the wall unit, and start blaring out it’s message, “Turn or Burn!”…then a splash, a small thunderclap and suddenly the room filled with smoke. Three other patrons who were waiting in line immediately repented and have volunteered to do missions work in the Congo starting next week.
The Maker of this new Electric Tract commentated on this tragic event, “When you gotta go, you gotta go, and we sincerely hope when this guy went he was ready to go. We truly hope he got the message and made a decision to choose non-smoking just before he went.” -
Comment by dominic — June 9, 2010 @ 2:36 am
Now, gruvjunky, tell me, these bugs, are they the kind that need a bit of exorcism?
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Comment by SamWise — June 9, 2010 @ 8:43 pm
The earliest version was the Mark IV but would dim the suburb lights when fully powered up!
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Comment by Cory D. Jones — June 15, 2010 @ 3:03 am
New reports on iTract: When registered to your name, it tracks how many people you lead to Christ and reports it to iGod. A monthly report is issued and jewels in crowns are issued at that time. Unfortunately, Apple is literally issuing jeweled crowns.
Of course, there’s always the harder, longer, more complicated road, on which the user receives no earthly reward, iDisciple.
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Comment by Janis — July 1, 2010 @ 2:49 pm
Cory: Too bad they require a 2-year contract to activate, though, since most have gone on to other activities well before their terms end and wind up wasting all that money.
