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Mega-Church Bus
Posted in: Ad Absurdum
28 Comments
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Comment by Tim Sleeper — June 2, 2010 @ 12:46 pm
The pastor’s jet is too small, or are those some of the member’s jets?
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Comment by robin dugall — June 2, 2010 @ 1:05 pm
great mileage … I’m ordering mine today!
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — June 2, 2010 @ 1:09 pm
…and that’s the way the Mega-Church bus rolls…
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Comment by David Cochrane — June 2, 2010 @ 1:27 pm
Does it use flexfuel?
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Comment by Gruvjunky — June 2, 2010 @ 2:50 pm
This would be awesome to take members on road trips or Conventions.
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Comment by Don — June 2, 2010 @ 2:58 pm
Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
Brother Love’s showhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmP43qsAXvk
Oh yeah!
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Comment by Pastor Harold — June 2, 2010 @ 4:06 pm
Our church is holding out for the Hybrid model in 2011.
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Comment by Andy — June 3, 2010 @ 12:15 am
This reminds me of the “Car of Tomorrow” by Tex Avery.
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Comment by Angus — June 3, 2010 @ 12:28 am
LOVE Tex Avery!
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Comment by LuLu — June 3, 2010 @ 5:59 am
Oh No! Can’t be a “Ford”. Government approved “religion” and Government approved Pastors MUST have a “Government Motors”(GM)bus.I sense a Congressional hearing or at least an IRS audit…
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Comment by Kendall Rowley — June 3, 2010 @ 6:18 am
Hey…I’m serious here.Is this a Rick Warren thing? Because our teeny tiny church just bought one.
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Comment by dominic — June 3, 2010 @ 6:40 am
It would be cheaper than repairing our Victorian monstrosity – but then we couldn’t afford the jets to go on top…
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Comment by Jason — June 3, 2010 @ 6:41 am
My how things have changed. The church in Jerusalem just had that one Accord.
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Comment by Andrew — June 3, 2010 @ 7:02 am
LOL Jason, now that is funny.
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Comment by Carol — June 3, 2010 @ 1:23 pm
Why have a “megachurch”? Just drive this monstrosity from one mall parking lot to the next in order to earn the gas money to move to the next location?
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Comment by Lt Math Crunch — June 3, 2010 @ 6:03 pm
Seriously, this thing ought be getting at least .1 miles per gallon–100,000 times better than advertised. If Ford can’t get ‘r done, give GE a call.
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Comment by John Daly — June 4, 2010 @ 12:12 pm
Does Joel Osteen need the Bapistry?
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Comment by James — June 4, 2010 @ 12:18 pm
My favorites are Jason and John Daly! How awesome! My church is in need of the economy size because we aren’t quite mega classification yet, haha.
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Comment by Will Adair — June 4, 2010 @ 1:01 pm
Kind of reminds me of the gas mileage of my first car.
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Comment by Yuriy Synytskyy — June 4, 2010 @ 5:42 pm
That’s a good vehicle! With minor modifications might serve as a new Noah’s ark if necessary
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Comment by Carol — June 4, 2010 @ 7:03 pm
It reminds me of a Carnival Cruise Ship with wheels…and a baptistry…They don’t have a casino or lounge…but give Rick time to get his modifications in.
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Comment by SamWise — June 5, 2010 @ 9:56 am
What was that line about not being a car just because you are in a garage?
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Comment by Janis — June 6, 2010 @ 10:06 am
Pastor Harold:
I think this IS the hybrid model…….church/world combo.
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Comment by Carol — June 7, 2010 @ 10:13 am
Was that message about the car/garage thing given in sermon at church, by any chance Sam?
Or it could be if it quacks like a duck, it’s a duck?
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Comment by SamWise — June 7, 2010 @ 9:24 pm
Carol,
I think it makes the sermon sharing websites quite a bit!
A funny story was my wife told a supply pastor that his sermon was better the second time!
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Comment by Cory D. Jones — June 15, 2010 @ 2:52 am
With the landing strip, it needs an air-traffic control tower… The good news is, this could double as the “Higher Holies” club, where the big tithers, or uh, better Christians, I mean, uhh worshippers, I mean… well, you know what I mean, can pray for all the poor souls on the decks below, I mean, uhh… fellowship. C’mon, you’ve taken the first step by getting on the bus, but who wouldn’t want to be closer to heaven. Admission is only a small donation (options available for low weekly installments) and you too can be a staircase length closer to God!
Personally, I’m holding out for the Eddie Bauer Message Edition, available in a speciallized color scheme that goes from crimson on the bottom to white as snow on the top… I think it’s named “Who needs crimson conviction when I can be white as this bus” in the catalogue, but I’ll have to check.
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Comment by Jeff H. — June 22, 2010 @ 4:39 am
For cryin’ out loud! Where’s the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant? Where’s the Braum’s Ice Cream? Where’s the Krispy Kreme donut shop? Where’s the Pizza Inn? Starbuck’s will only get you so far.
