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Raising the Christian Family

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  • Comment by JD — May 25, 2010 @ 11:07 am

    … and add hot fudge topping and we will tithe!

    … sure hope that cake is not devil’s food!

  • Comment by Jeff — May 25, 2010 @ 1:10 pm

    My brain is still in the process of exploding. What a shot.

  • Comment by Squinancywort — May 25, 2010 @ 6:55 pm

    Mom :Cake is Death by Chocolate, to bring back to your remembrance symbolism of your baptism.

    {By the way, I actually went to a prayer meeting today where there was…home-made chocolate cake…which we could eat at the end}.

    (-Didn’t know there was going to be cake there, just in case you were wondering…or….perhaps judging)

  • Comment by Dominic — May 26, 2010 @ 2:23 am

    If only it were that simple! (sighs…)

  • Comment by Scott Webber — May 26, 2010 @ 3:38 am

    Sooo.. What kind of bribe is the bean casserole?

  • Comment by Jason — May 26, 2010 @ 7:10 am

    I don’t get it. What’s wrong with this?

  • Comment by LuLu — May 26, 2010 @ 7:12 am

    Wow,and that’s all for a “sprinkling”. Imagine what the kiddies could get for an immersion!

  • Comment by Jason — May 26, 2010 @ 7:13 am

    Cake is pretty good, but the eternal flames of hell is a better motivator for children.

  • Comment by Nabal Ben Nimrod — May 26, 2010 @ 6:50 pm

    I remember singing a song when I was a kid in church (unfortunately they still sing it on occasion) that goes a little somthing like this:

    Apple red happiness, gum drop cheerfulness, cinnamon singing inside
    Peppermint energy, gum drop holiday, when you give Christ your life.

    The benefits of Gods great love is super satisfing
    throw away your sin, let the sunshine in, try it and you’ll see how you’ll get

    Apple red happiness, gum drop cheerfulness, cinnamon singing inside
    Peppermint energy, gum drop holiday, when you give Christ your life.

  • Comment by Carol — May 26, 2010 @ 7:40 pm

    …and put some sprinkles on top of the hot fudge, not only will the kids get baptized, but they will learn to sow faith seeds with their allowance, and perhaps they’ll experience some miracle of the ice cream overflowing.

  • Comment by Don — May 28, 2010 @ 7:33 am

    Of course that is a full immersion baptism cake it’s a Dunkin’ Hines. *rimshot*

  • Comment by Angus — May 29, 2010 @ 1:33 pm

    Don:

    Rimshot indeed! LOL

  • Comment by Don — May 29, 2010 @ 3:47 pm

    Oooo tough crowd, tough crowd. I’m tellin ya I get no respect… :-)

  • Comment by SamWise — May 31, 2010 @ 2:54 am

    Tne Barnum Bailey Institute for Goat Statistics has found Green Bean Casseroles are actually deterrents. Only the overworked sheep servers find Green Bean Casseroles left by the time they finally get to eat!

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