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  Comment by JD — May 20, 2010 @ 9:49 am

  Bunyan: Paradise Gained versus Osteen: Paradise Lost
  Bunyan: Narrow Gate Entered versus Osteen: Wide Gate Entered
  Bunyan: Progressing Pilgrim versus Osteen: Worldly Wiseman

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  Comment by Carol — May 20, 2010 @ 7:46 pm

  How does Joel Osteen figure in the “Christian History” diorama? Especially near John Bunyan?

  Unless The Post Modern Heretics Display was across the street….

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  Comment by Jane-o — May 20, 2010 @ 7:48 pm

  Joel hasn’t found the slough of despond yet. Everything’s just kinda funny.

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  Comment by Andy — May 20, 2010 @ 11:12 pm

  Joel “Mr. By-Ends” Osteen

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  Comment by Scott Webber — May 20, 2010 @ 11:54 pm

  And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the demonstration of ‘Bunyan Heavey’ vs. ‘Osteen Light!’

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  Comment by Rick Presley — May 21, 2010 @ 5:55 am

  And for those interested in the Bible Literature Swap Shop, we have a bargain going this week – Two, count ‘em: two! sentences of John Owen if you want to trade in 150 Jack Chick tracts.

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  Comment by Tim Sleeper — May 21, 2010 @ 6:59 am

  Hmm, I didn’t know Joel was old enough to be considered “history”.

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  Comment by Carol — May 21, 2010 @ 7:07 pm

  Somehow I see Joel Osteen, along with Rick Warren, Benny Hinn and company in the Pop Christian Icon Wax Museum. Better known as the “Heretical House of Horrors Wax Museum”…and Pop Christian Bookstore.

  Or John Bunyan = solid food
  Joel Osteen = pop tart theology

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  Comment by SavedGirl — May 22, 2010 @ 7:17 pm

  “And behind Mr. Olsteen you see all his followers, all named Pliable. They are about to fall off the path into the Slough of Despond.”

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  Comment by Carol — May 22, 2010 @ 7:20 pm

  Pilgrim’s Progress vs. Your Best Life Now..we’re do we begin?

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  Comment by SavedGirl — May 22, 2010 @ 7:21 pm

  That description is not very accurate. Joel Olsteen’s jokes are not even “kinda funny”. He REALLY needs a new script writer.

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  Comment by Carol — May 24, 2010 @ 7:17 pm

  I agree, they aren’t even “kinda funny”…

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  Comment by Dominic — May 25, 2010 @ 2:52 am

  Not funny? But they’re the best bits of what he says…

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  Comment by SamWise — May 31, 2010 @ 3:00 am

  “And on your left, see Emergent Church Apostles…Mclaren, Bell, Jones…”

  “And on you right see the Spurgeonator with his “Verse Disgronifier…”

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  Comment by Jet — June 2, 2010 @ 11:37 am

  Shouldn’t John Bunyan be on the “right” and Osteen on the “left”?

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  Comment by Rob — August 3, 2010 @ 10:17 am

  As different as day and night…

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