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Progressive Soup
Posted in: Ad Absurdum
26 Comments
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Comment by SamWise — April 8, 2010 @ 2:49 am
Testimonials:
“You have to buy it before you can know what’s in it…” Nancy from San Francisco, California
“If we have to go back and patch things up and fix a few things we can do that.” Harry from Searchlight, Nevada
“Hope…Change…” Barry from Hawaii.
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Comment by Jason D. — April 8, 2010 @ 6:53 am
Brian McLaren approved!
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Comment by Tim Sleeper — April 8, 2010 @ 7:12 am
Such a nice green color. Maybe they got it from the Slough of Despond.
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — April 8, 2010 @ 7:21 am
This “soup” makes me ashamed that “broth” is the first part of “brother”.
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Comment by Janet — April 8, 2010 @ 9:40 am
Contains no meat.
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Comment by Justin — April 8, 2010 @ 12:00 pm
Good for the belly.
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Comment by Kendall — April 8, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
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Comment by Carol — April 8, 2010 @ 6:42 pm
The soup that leads the millions down the slippery slope!
For the true believer, a hearty serving of Bread of Life, Fountain of Living Water and solid food.
“None of this new age “green” slop for me!” -Remains True, Faithful, USA
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Comment by Reformed Pentecostal — April 8, 2010 @ 7:29 pm
Sold in the lobby stores of all emergent churches! Get yours now while stock lasts!
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Comment by Nabal Ben Nimrod — April 8, 2010 @ 8:33 pm
“contains no meat” hahahaha!
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Comment by Dominic — April 9, 2010 @ 5:41 am
the soup leaves a nasty taste in the mouth…
your jest is sheer brilliance though!
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Comment by rick — April 9, 2010 @ 6:41 am
Cures itching ears.
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Comment by LuLu — April 9, 2010 @ 6:51 am
Only serve lukewarm and have a “barf-bag” ready.
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Comment by Keith — April 9, 2010 @ 6:53 am
Tastes great, less filling
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Comment by Les — April 9, 2010 @ 12:29 pm
This isn’t split pea soup is it?
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Comment by Pops — April 9, 2010 @ 3:31 pm
Approved by the Ooze foundation!
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Comment by SamWise — April 9, 2010 @ 5:47 pm
Les, They only split hairs not peas.
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Comment by Scott Webber — April 9, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
I think it’s time to break out the Cambell chicken noodle…
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Comment by Brian Sullivan — April 17, 2010 @ 1:19 pm
Soylent green is people!
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Comment by trena — May 3, 2010 @ 3:30 pm
ever heard the song “greasy greasy gravy” ? Its from cd “Good News In the Badlands” heres a link
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Comment by Dan — November 15, 2011 @ 9:32 am
But can it stand up to the pitchfork test?
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Comment by Randy — November 15, 2011 @ 10:17 am
Have you tried Angel Feather soup with a sprinkling of Gold Dust over it?
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Comment by Allison — November 15, 2011 @ 12:28 pm
No peas or anything else were split in the making of this soup. Splitting for any reason (including truth) is divisive and unloving.
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