The Sacred Sandwich

April13th

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Having no idea what to do next, Ed and Henrietta Smucker wait patiently for their pastor to start a sermon series on great marital sex.

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  • Comment by Cory D. Jones — April 13, 2010 @ 7:10 am

    “Henrietta, I’ve been thinking… We really do need an heir to the Smuckers Jellies and Jams fortune… I mean, as long as they don’t turn out like them Hiltons’ girls…”

  • Comment by Andy — April 13, 2010 @ 8:50 am

    Mars Hill attenders, I presume.

  • Comment by Kevin Sorensen — April 13, 2010 @ 8:52 am

    (snork!) Boom, baby!

    Complete with billboards throughout the community, just to show all people how relevant we are! Except that most of them will be so put out with the offensive nature of said ads and never show up anyway!

  • Comment by Race Bannon — April 13, 2010 @ 1:14 pm

    AUUUUGGGGHHHH! Just the thought of Mom and Dad having sex “great or not” causes blisters to form on my eyes.

  • Comment by SamWise — April 13, 2010 @ 2:51 pm

    You Betcha

  • Comment by Carol — April 13, 2010 @ 5:53 pm

    With the name like Smuckers…and the expression on granny’s face…
    Hmmm…the image is burned on my eyes.

  • Comment by Scott Webber — April 14, 2010 @ 1:54 am

    Who knew?

  • Comment by rick — April 14, 2010 @ 4:40 am

    Where is Ed Young when you need him?

  • Comment by Robert Tewart — April 14, 2010 @ 5:56 am

    Yeah! I saw this image on the tri-fold card that church is sending out to everyone in our community. Many ultra conservative reformed independant baptists are in an uproar because of the possibility of it causing us to sin by letting our imaginations go wild with these two. I think it’s a senior sex series called “Snap, Crackle and Pop…It’s not to late.”

  • Comment by LuLu — April 14, 2010 @ 7:53 am

    I hope their pastor reminds them not to leave their teeth on their breakfast trays. I think that’s part of,”…Staying Attractive to Your Spouse” in the sermon series.

  • Comment by Carol — April 14, 2010 @ 6:57 pm

    Leaving dentures on the breakfast trays being the inspiration for an upcoming sermon series……(Silent scream)…whoa, we are in perilous times….

    Perhaps the very idea of leaving the dentures on the tray could also be an upcoming teaching series.

    Perhaps food for thought for an upcoming Senior Couples Retreat….

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