The Sacred Sandwich

March12th

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The staff of The Sacred Sandwich is currently searching for extra-biblical insight by emptying our minds in contemplative quietude and repeating the solemn mantra, “Owah Tagu Siam.” Your silence is greatly appreciated while we meditate on this profound message from our inner divinities.

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  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — March 12, 2010 @ 3:07 am

    Owah Ating Toodo

  • Comment by Race Bannon — March 12, 2010 @ 9:14 am

    Oh what a goose I am

  • Comment by Angus — March 12, 2010 @ 9:45 am

    Don’t be so hard on yourself, Race.

  • Comment by Les — March 12, 2010 @ 1:38 pm

    Why have I gained 20lbs since I began contemplative prayer?

    Iwan na biques hotti is sacred isn’t it?

  • Comment by Samwise — March 12, 2010 @ 4:09 pm

    I understand the more northerly climed enlightened chant “Owah Tamu Siam” and have visions of moss!

    Those from non-teetotaler traditions chant “Owah Tabu Seriam” and receive fewer coherent messages!

    It has been reported in many Emergent Village prayer labyrinth websites that chanting “Owah Tamor Oniam” has been especially enlightening to those observing them.

    Texts from the Ventroliguist “Voice” as, “His breath filled all things with a living, breathing light…” (John 1: 5) has filled many adherents with an unexplainable sense of dread.

  • Comment by Mike Westfall — March 13, 2010 @ 12:15 am

    O-Wah Teffú Lai’am.

  • Comment by Angus — March 13, 2010 @ 1:22 am

    Other alternative mantras: Owah Taloo Niam and Owah Tajer Kiam.

  • Comment by Nate — March 13, 2010 @ 2:10 am

    You know, they asked for quiet, and yet you all keep on talking.

  • Comment by Dominic — March 13, 2010 @ 3:30 am

    let’s try it…

    “aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh”
    “oooooommmmmmmmmmm”

    No, I’m still as stupid and sinful as I was before…

  • Comment by SamWise — March 13, 2010 @ 3:41 am

    The more honest may chant: Owah Taloo Seriam

  • Comment by Scott Webber — March 13, 2010 @ 4:23 am

    I think I heard the same mantra on Oprah….

  • Comment by Carol — March 16, 2010 @ 5:12 pm

    Observe the silence…..ahhhh wha ta dufu siam….
    and emptying one’s mind…too much..may cause severe brain leakage…

    A contemplative mind is a terrible thing to waste…

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