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March14th
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Halo-Brite Cleanser
Posted in: Ad Absurdum
13 Comments
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Comment by SamWise — March 14, 2010 @ 5:38 pm
Available in “industrial grade barrels” for Sunday morning polishings before service!
Also available in a “Fast Acting Spray” to quickly remove the varnish of everyday peccadillos.
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Comment by SamWise — March 14, 2010 @ 5:44 pm
Why continually clean when you could own the Raytheos “Anodized Halo?” Available at Deacon Bob’s Army-Navy Surplus and Christian Bookstore.
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Comment by SamWise — March 14, 2010 @ 5:53 pm
Tired of continually cleaning that Halo? We have the answer for you! Use our one-hour Halo Martinizing! Available at Finney’s Emporiums and Pelgian Gallerias everywhere!
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Comment by SamWise — March 14, 2010 @ 6:04 pm
“Halite Paste” uses a powerful wipe on, wipe off formula that instantly removes years of residue, rust, tarnish and transgression from your Halo. Available online only at FinneyRUs.org
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Comment by Dominic — March 15, 2010 @ 3:33 am
I have no halo, what have I done wrong?
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Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — March 15, 2010 @ 9:12 am
I’d love to see him wear his hat with that thing
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Comment by LuLu — March 15, 2010 @ 1:47 pm
It’s odd,”Halo Brite” claims to be “Lemon Scented”,but with every spray,the odor of sulfur gets stronger and stronger.
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Comment by Les — March 15, 2010 @ 3:08 pm
I just throw mine into the dish washer.
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Comment by Carol — March 16, 2010 @ 5:08 pm
There’s nothing new under the sun….Billy Mays had an OxyHaloClean that was available on tv…and if you had ordered within 15 minutes you can receive a second bottle absolutely free!
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Comment by jeff — March 17, 2010 @ 2:02 am
Sounds more Calvinist than Pelagian. Grace in a bottle: its irresistible. Just spray some on and all the sudden have the power to obey commands you couldn’t obey before because you were born spiritually retarded.
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Comment by Angus — March 17, 2010 @ 2:46 am
jeff… *sigh*
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Comment by hbomb — March 18, 2010 @ 12:59 am
jeff…seriously?!…*sigh*
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Comment by MarieP — March 27, 2010 @ 9:23 pm
Thankful the blood of Christ actually does cleanse us from all unrighteousness and set us free from the power of sin!
