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Fish Story
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12 Comments
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Comment by Jon — March 1, 2010 @ 2:49 am
Red Snappa… very tasty…
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Comment by Joe — March 1, 2010 @ 3:02 am
But how can Carbunckle do soul-winning if people can’t tell that he’s a christian???
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Comment by rani solo — March 1, 2010 @ 7:51 am
looks like the fishfeet fell off some time ago….
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Comment by SamWise — March 1, 2010 @ 10:09 am
Carbunckle, an avid Calvinist, later solved his stinky problem with a more permanent, longer-lasting symbol that was just as declarative in fashion when he met a young Coddington Borax who helped him to spray paint not only a fish but the Greek word “Ichthusis” unpon the body of the fish.
Unfortunately for Carbuncle, the claim to his invention was short-lived and to not bring him any financial rewards as the idea was hijacked by Coddignton who applied for a patent for both symbols with the “Bureau of Silly Symbols.”
To this day, Borax, in his guilt, has been able to finance his diabolical Anti-Calvinism campaigns from the millions he has received from fish and “Ichthusis” emblem royalties.
His “Evangelistic Graffitti Association” recently gained infamous attention when a string of mules were sprayed painted with Anti-Calvinistic Slogans. He is also wanted by Nodaway County and Federal authorities for impersonating an explosive device and maintaining a symbiotic relationship with a deciduous species.
Borax has also retained very expesnive lawyers to sue the “Stephen H. Gould Darwinian Amphibian Emblem Company” and the “Answers in Exodus Fish Eating Amphibian Emblem Company” for recent patent infringements.
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Comment by Tim Sleeper — March 1, 2010 @ 2:10 pm
He should have put a frog on the other side. That way they could both stink together.
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Comment by Carol — March 1, 2010 @ 8:35 pm
This was before you could make those tacky fake metallic looking fishite stick ons….He was trying to be “Green” before being green was cool.
The only other problem, was all of the cats in the neighborhood began to crowd around his car.
What a fishy situation to get oneself into…
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Comment by Angus — March 2, 2010 @ 1:18 am
Joe,
I think Carbunkle’s prototype “witnessed” to a few cats in the neighborhood.
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — March 2, 2010 @ 2:08 am
Do the Amish ever use this type of emblem for their horse-drawn wagons? I was just wondering.
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Comment by LuLu — March 2, 2010 @ 8:10 am
Donny thought his idea was a revelation for future generations,until the neighborhood kids put it under his car seat.
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Comment by Carol — March 2, 2010 @ 9:43 pm
He may have thought this would be a booming novelty…but until the fish commission had something to say about the limit of how many fish could be caught in one afternoon by the Baptist Fishing Fellowship…well, he started to enforce a fierce fine for going over the limit…and it dried up after a while…
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Comment by Susan — March 3, 2010 @ 10:25 pm
Smells fishy to me
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