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February26th

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Sacred Sandwich reader J. R. Nerlunker of Bedford, Iowa sent in this photo showing his mule, Molly Jo, wearing the unmistakable handiwork of Coddington Borax, the “Phantom Tagger.” The evidence suggests that the fugitive Borax has fled over the Missouri border and is now continuing his reign of terror against Calvinism and unsuspecting mules throughout the Midwest.

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  • Comment by John Calvin Hall — February 26, 2010 @ 12:55 pm

    Good ole’ CB. Calvinism deserves it!

    Keep up the good work.

  • Comment by SamWise — February 26, 2010 @ 1:34 pm

    The Pacific Coast Borax company had better hire some protection for their 20 Mule Team! Coddington may use his surname as a ploy to continue his campaign upon unsuspecting mules. The “nigh leader” would probably be the likely target!

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — February 26, 2010 @ 1:46 pm

    “French” and “sissy” are not mutually exclusive.

  • Comment by Barb — February 26, 2010 @ 4:14 pm

    Has Mr. Borax been watching some Monty Python to learn the art of taunting?

  • Comment by Carol — February 26, 2010 @ 4:25 pm

    Boraxo and 20 mule team….appears to be a death valley in this attack….methinks this is a copycat mocking….perhaps some emergents who are against Calvin…if they even know who Calvin was….

  • Comment by SamWise — February 26, 2010 @ 6:41 pm

    No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

  • Comment by Ellery — February 26, 2010 @ 7:46 pm

    I thought Borax always signed his work and had a proper working knowledge of the use of capital and lower case letters.

  • Comment by Angus — February 26, 2010 @ 7:57 pm

    The stress of being a fugitive from the law can undoubtedly affect a man’s literary capabilities.

  • Comment by SamWise — February 27, 2010 @ 12:25 am

    Being in a symbiotic relationship with deciduous species can change things also!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 27, 2010 @ 12:51 am

    …the evil that men do.

    I suspect he may be hiding out in some Arminian leader’s home.

  • Comment by Scott Webber — February 27, 2010 @ 3:21 am

    Oh Mr. Luther! Mr. Zwinglie! Please come to our rescue!

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