The Sacred Sandwich

February24th

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  • Comment by Les — February 24, 2010 @ 4:09 pm

    I must be getting cynical, it’s too funny. Has GospelMax sold out of the Dessault Falcon 50s? A local pastor has his heart set on one.

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 24, 2010 @ 4:46 pm

    For the Faster Pastor!

  • Comment by Stranger.strange.land — February 24, 2010 @ 6:01 pm

    Les asked…

    “Has GospelMax sold out of the Dessault Falcon 50s?”

    Yes, Les. The only model they have left is the Falcon Eddie.

  • Comment by Steve — February 24, 2010 @ 6:24 pm

    2 Bugattis and a Stetson for Heritage Baptist. I doubt the treasury will notice.

  • Comment by Ed Young — February 24, 2010 @ 7:42 pm

    Wow this looks like a really good deal.

    Remember folks Jesus said let the poor say I’m rich.

    AMEN!

  • Comment by Carol — February 24, 2010 @ 9:13 pm

    Wow, these are bargain basement prices…..My my, it won’t take long accruing “faith seed money” in order to obtain these high tech transportation devices…

    I suppose the “swing low sweet chariot” is not acceptable by post modern evangelists….

  • Comment by John — February 24, 2010 @ 10:04 pm

    That Bugatti does look like a sweet chariot.

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — February 24, 2010 @ 10:32 pm

    Isn’t a bugatti a cookie that you dip in coffee?

  • Comment by jazdaddy — February 24, 2010 @ 11:57 pm

    Can you squeeze through the eye of a needle if you just take a good running start at it? Like, say, Mach 2?

  • Comment by deacon's wife — February 25, 2010 @ 12:12 am

    jazdaddy – truly a good question. one that needs to be pondered.

    steve – treasury may not notice but the congregation might when you pick them up so to arrive on time.

    personally – can elders be promoted?

  • Comment by JD — February 25, 2010 @ 9:44 am

    So what kind of “free Bible” do I get? Are all the prosperity verses in green ink and every letter “s” a “$”? Is it in a tiny magnifying glass embedded in a gold cross on a gold chain so when I hold it up to the light I can read the whole Bible? Forget the jet or car, I want this free Bible.

  • Comment by Johnbo — February 25, 2010 @ 10:21 am

    Some trust in horses… some in chariots… but I trust in the Bugatti from the Lord my God!

  • Comment by LuLu — February 25, 2010 @ 11:49 am

    And if these “Pastors and Evangelists” are REALLY “under the anointing”,they may become a “spiritual advisor” to a U.S. politician where they NEVER have to concern themselves with trifles like “financial accountability”! They may even get their LearJet and Bugatti paid for by the American taxpayers,or better yet,ride around in “Airforce One”…what a blessing!

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — February 25, 2010 @ 12:05 pm

    Really though- it’s a cookie, right?

  • Comment by Angus — February 25, 2010 @ 2:29 pm

    No, Nabal… Bugatti. Not Biscotti.

  • Comment by Les — February 25, 2010 @ 6:40 pm

    Is this why I suddenly want an espresso?

  • Comment by SamWise — February 25, 2010 @ 9:19 pm

    The Hinn/Copleand Theology Dictionary entry for “Bugatti Veryon”

    [from the Reformed Hebrew: “Bug-at-ti-ve-rhon literally “Sweet Chariot”}
    Used in Jeremiah 23:29 (in the Maserati unicles) to describe the blessings of transportation promised to the LORD’s annointed. Must be properly called into existence by right cantations. Must be uograded regulary as the righteous proclaims it and so “He will hear him from His holy heaven with the saving strength of his right hand. Some trust in chariots, and some in horses: but we will remember the name of the LORD our God.” Psalm 20: 6-7. Especially for transportation!

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — February 26, 2010 @ 10:14 am

    Ohhhhh… “biscotti”…

  • Comment by Weldon — March 1, 2010 @ 10:23 am

    Bugatti… This is simply obscene. You would think that a pastor would want to show some humility by driving something a bit more practical. I mean he could get Rolls Royce Phantom or Maybach 62 for about $400K. Then the $1.3 Million left over could make an good down payment on a “Gospel Yacht” – just think of how many souls could be won in the world’s most fashionable costal cities!

  • Comment by Frontliner — March 5, 2010 @ 4:43 pm

    Man, am I thankful for GospelMax Ministry Supplies! It’s tiring having to wait upon the Lord for everything; all the time! Why wait, and mount up with wings like eagles when you can fly like one or, drive just as fast? How else would expect the Anointed Man of God to be about his father’s business?

  • Comment by Kendall — March 9, 2010 @ 9:32 am

    I’m late,I’m late for a very important date(no Biscotti/Bugatti either) but I had to read these comments.They are so funny.Just came across your site.Love it!

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