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  Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 21, 2010 @ 11:08 pm

  This would sell like hotcakes! Very funny! Love it!…not the actual frozen dishes, but the idea! You even mentioned the Titus 2 women! I wonder if the “Potluck” idea started with Arminian Baptists…seems like it should be called “Potprovidence” – but, tradition is a hard one to contend with.

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  Comment by SamWise — February 22, 2010 @ 1:13 am

  “The Ruckman Dictionary of Foul Practices found Outside of Textus Receptus” entry for “Pot Luck”

  “Pot luck” is the foul practice perpetrated by Byzantine “Free Will” Baptists of the Ozarks as an offering to their evil local goddess “Pot Minuscule.” Though it rapidly became non-denominational, it has historically plagued Baptists of every stripe since some thought it was part of their original confessions (since they were never read or taught anyway) so most Deacons went along. The word “Luck” is from the Ozarkian dialect which loosely translates as “shucks” in Alabaman. It is an allusion to Codex Angelicus which leaves out all four gospels (Source: Trinitarian Bible Society treatise on “PotLucus Minuscule Addus GreeneBeanus Caserolus”)

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  Comment by Scott Webber — February 22, 2010 @ 2:38 am

  I’m surprised they aren’t offering the Daisy Jello mold with little marshmallows for that mystery that comes with success…or not.

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  Comment by rick — February 22, 2010 @ 5:39 am

  I take serious exception to this ad. Methodists might have pot luck, but Regular Baptists believe in no such thing. Why leave something as important as dinner to chance? We know that even if the lot is cast into the lap and the Lord knows the disposings thereof, that doesn’t mean we will like it. Better to have “carry in” dinners after we have elected what we will on the sign-up sheet. Well, that and a heaping portion of grace for that Jell-O divinity when an erring sister puts too much shredded coconut in it.

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  Comment by Jim — February 22, 2010 @ 7:51 am

  Doesn’t really matter what they eat, so long as they sing that old Baptist favorite, “God be with us till we eat again”!!

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  Comment by LuLu — February 22, 2010 @ 7:59 am

  I hear that “Banquet” is coming out with a “Proverbs 31″ version soon for the “Resourceful Woman”.The pan can be reused as an offering plate and the lid as a fan after the meal!

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  Comment by Carol — February 22, 2010 @ 7:20 pm

  What? No mention of the Purpose Driven version of “pot luck dinner” choices? This is the variety of pre packaged dinners available in the church convenience store located at the front of the church. For those who can’t even make time to stop at a grocery store to pick up a frozen dinner…they can just pick up some pre fab food in the church lobby….

  This is for the church lady on the go…when she does not have time to go to the grocery store and follow the recipes that were in the church cookbook that was made and sold 10 years earlier….

  These dinners are also handy for those Ladies’ Fellowship Dinners…on a busy day….

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  Comment by harry — February 22, 2010 @ 8:30 pm

  Sure beats lutefisk and jello.

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  Comment by Les — February 23, 2010 @ 2:58 pm

  This could really backfire on some churches, imagine the horror of the Sunday where all of the ladies are too busy to cook for the potluck and they all choose the green bean casserole!

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  Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — February 23, 2010 @ 9:11 pm

  No- lutefisk and ketchup.

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  Comment by Carol — February 24, 2010 @ 9:15 pm

  But you’ve never seen the “Green” version for organic saints…Somehow Tofu and Soybean Casserole doesn’t roll well off a Baptist’s tongue….Bean sprouts and nutty granola won’t fly well either.

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