February16th
Criminal mastermind Coddington Borax escaped from Nodaway County Jail on Monday night, setting off a nationwide manhunt by the FBI. Borax, awaiting trial for mule defacement and other anti-Calvinistic crimes, apparently carved a bar of soap into the shape of a dungeness crab to facilitate his freedom. Jail guard Timmy Rothman, who has a severe seafood allergy, had no comment.
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 16, 2010 @ 5:17 am
Like all criminals, he must hate long sentences…so I will keep this short. We need another “Sherlock Holmes” to find this “Professor Moriarty”!
Comment by Kevin Sorensen — February 16, 2010 @ 9:50 am
Eddie,
Does that mean he consistently avoids Ephesians 1.3–14?
Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — February 16, 2010 @ 10:32 am
I like the hat
Comment by DaveyMike — February 16, 2010 @ 4:13 pm
“Free Will”-ie
Comment by deacon's wife — February 16, 2010 @ 9:11 pm
i got that.
Comment by SamWise — February 17, 2010 @ 1:23 am
“Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. We must not let him think that this agency is a home for the weak-minded. I had no idea that such individuals exist outside of stories. Singularity is almost invariably a clue. The more featureless and commonplace a crime is, the more difficult it is to bring it home. There is but one step from the grotesque to the horrible.” Holmes
Comment by Weldon — February 18, 2010 @ 12:44 pm
Unfortunately poor Timmy’s Ostraconophobia goes much deeper than his allergy – it’s theological as well. He hasn’t quite grasped the concept that that through Christ we are free from regulations such one found in Leviticus 11:9-12.
Comment by Carol — February 20, 2010 @ 10:16 pm
He bears a strong resemblance to Rick Warren’s father….
