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February3rd

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Gazingstock resident Marge Hindenburg snapped this photo of an unknown vandal defacing the side entrance to the Sacred Sandwich Publishing Co. around 9 p.m. If you recognize this man, please contact Sheriff Lazenby at the Nodaway County Courthouse.

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  • Comment by SamWise — February 3, 2010 @ 4:03 am

    Corky…I mean Alfred E. Neuman! Never saw him in Kalvi nist Kar Tunes by Der Meister Eduardo! No…Don’t know anything about trailer parks nor alphabets nor Adam Cotton nor kilts nor TSA Yah Yah!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 3, 2010 @ 4:08 am

    It’s really hard to tell…the darkness and the distance makes it difficult to determine who the culprit is. I know for a fact that there are many people who look identical to this saboteur. This may be a deliberate attempt to divert attention to the real vandal who I still believe to be of Canadian origin.

  • Comment by Steve — February 3, 2010 @ 11:17 am

    I’m hearing reports about retaliating donkeys breaking in late at night at the Challies HQ turning on the office lights in a pattern to read:

    R3AD M0R SaMWICH

  • Comment by Angus — February 3, 2010 @ 11:46 am

    I agree, Eddie. We shouldn’t jump to any conclusions until Sheriff Lazenby completes his investigation.

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 3, 2010 @ 1:33 pm

    After the billboard photo from Ping Wu (I think you know which one I am referring to) I am sending an investigator to investigate Sheriff Lazenby’s investigation.

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 3, 2010 @ 1:57 pm

    …and how come we have never seen Sheriff Lazenby and the Romans 9 guy in the same place at the same time?

  • Comment by Carol — February 3, 2010 @ 2:26 pm

    Rumor has it that this is Rick Warren’s Alter ego…
    But others deny that slick Rick would be caught dead in such a disguise….

    Others have seen this man onstage at the Benny Hinn crusades catching people as they were “slain in the spirit”.

  • Comment by Les — February 3, 2010 @ 2:27 pm

    This is a potentially explosive issue.

  • Comment by SamWise — February 3, 2010 @ 4:04 pm

    Marge Hindenburg must be full of gas. This picture’s lighting make it look suspiciously like it was posed!

    And what’s with the mask? The Nodaway County CTU should check the phone records between Challies and the Hindenburgs.

  • Comment by Clue Less — February 3, 2010 @ 8:43 pm

    Feeling like I’m on the outside of an inside joke . . .

  • Comment by SamWise — February 3, 2010 @ 11:05 pm

    Maybe its Driscoll since its outside, in the dark, with a mask…bad combination.

  • Comment by Dominic — February 4, 2010 @ 4:31 am

    “# Clue Less Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    Feeling like I’m on the outside of an inside joke . . .”

    You’re not the only one

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — February 4, 2010 @ 4:46 am

    Clue Less and Dominic,
    Google: Corky Velveeta or Romans 9 grenade
    I think they are a few clues to this mystery

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  • Comment by Carol — February 5, 2010 @ 9:38 pm

    Oh, if this had flavor of Joel Osteen, Rick Warren, or some other pop heretic…but I am not getting this at all….

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