14 Comments For This Post

1. Steve Says:
   November 25th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

   Funny and appetizing. That’s the great thing about being a Reformed Baptist…

   Reformed: I get to enjoy the wonders of God’s sovereign grace.
   Baptist: I get to enjoy four helpings of mashed potatoes and gravy tomorrow.

2. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
   November 25th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

   I can’t help it, I live in North Pole, Alaska

3. Eddie Eddings Says:
   November 25th, 2009 at 11:39 pm

   It’s not the gift…it’s the thawed that counts!

4. Scott Webber Says:
   November 26th, 2009 at 2:02 am

   So much for being a turkey or a ham…

5. Andy Says:
   November 26th, 2009 at 8:19 am

   When Trevor the turkey said he wanted a “cool and hard” makeover, this wasn’t what he had in mind!

6. dave Says:
   November 26th, 2009 at 10:18 am

   eddie dats a kewl comment!!

7. SavedGirl Says:
   November 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am

   I would rather have you cold or hot…

8. Carol Says:
   November 26th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

   Oh no, never become a “relevant” turkey and wish to have “your best bird now”….

9. Reformed Pentecostal Says:
   November 26th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

   Ha ha…Hey, Steve, it is even cooler being a Reformed Pentecostal.

   Reformed: I get to enjoy the wonders of God’s sovereign grace.

   Pentecostal: I get to enjoy the four helpings of mashed potatoes and gravy AND stuffing, four helpings of sweet potatoes and three pounds of turkey, two pieces of Apple pie, three helpings of Pumpkin pie and a gallon of coffee afterward.

10. Dustin S. Segers Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Hilarious. I’ve gotta put this one on the blog!

11. Carol Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    It should read “Self BOASTING” turkey…..

12. Tim Hansel Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    ERROR: It’s a Frozen Chosen…. it can’t be Self anything…… except Self-Deprecating perhaps and that doesn’t market to well these days…. Just ask Willow Creek….

    According to Dave Hunt that turkey wasn’t chosen to be Frozen…. it Chose freely to be Frozen…..

13. Pat McGee Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    “So… is this the resurrection body that awaits us?”
    I certainly hope not. I knew that turkey. I was sure he would go to hell. Maybe it froze over.”

14. Kelly Says:
    January 26th, 2010 at 4:58 am

    how do you use the rss feed for your blog?

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