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23 Comments
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Comment by Steve — November 25, 2009 @ 5:18 pm
Funny and appetizing. That’s the great thing about being a Reformed Baptist…
Reformed: I get to enjoy the wonders of God’s sovereign grace.
Baptist: I get to enjoy four helpings of mashed potatoes and gravy tomorrow. -
Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — November 25, 2009 @ 6:45 pm
I can’t help it, I live in North Pole, Alaska
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — November 25, 2009 @ 11:39 pm
It’s not the gift…it’s the thawed that counts!
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Comment by Scott Webber — November 26, 2009 @ 2:02 am
So much for being a turkey or a ham…
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Comment by Andy — November 26, 2009 @ 8:19 am
When Trevor the turkey said he wanted a “cool and hard” makeover, this wasn’t what he had in mind!
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Comment by dave — November 26, 2009 @ 10:18 am
eddie dats a kewl comment!!
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Comment by SavedGirl — November 26, 2009 @ 10:49 am
I would rather have you cold or hot…
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Comment by Carol — November 26, 2009 @ 2:43 pm
Oh no, never become a “relevant” turkey and wish to have “your best bird now”….
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Comment by Reformed Pentecostal — November 26, 2009 @ 7:55 pm
Ha ha…Hey, Steve, it is even cooler being a Reformed Pentecostal.
Reformed: I get to enjoy the wonders of God’s sovereign grace.
Pentecostal: I get to enjoy the four helpings of mashed potatoes and gravy AND stuffing, four helpings of sweet potatoes and three pounds of turkey, two pieces of Apple pie, three helpings of Pumpkin pie and a gallon of coffee afterward.
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Comment by Dustin S. Segers — November 27, 2009 @ 12:55 pm
Hilarious. I’ve gotta put this one on the blog!
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Comment by Carol — November 27, 2009 @ 9:53 pm
It should read “Self BOASTING” turkey…..
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Comment by Tim Hansel — November 28, 2009 @ 1:32 pm
ERROR: It’s a Frozen Chosen…. it can’t be Self anything…… except Self-Deprecating perhaps and that doesn’t market to well these days…. Just ask Willow Creek….
According to Dave Hunt that turkey wasn’t chosen to be Frozen…. it Chose freely to be Frozen…..
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Comment by Pat McGee — December 3, 2009 @ 1:41 pm
“So… is this the resurrection body that awaits us?”
I certainly hope not. I knew that turkey. I was sure he would go to hell. Maybe it froze over.” -
Comment by Kelly — January 26, 2010 @ 4:58 am
how do you use the rss feed for your blog?
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Comment by gordo — November 8, 2011 @ 10:51 am
Fresh or frozen won’t matter on the Last Day. The only thing that will matter is to be one of the Chosen.
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Comment by Bob the Luthercostel — November 8, 2011 @ 12:43 pm
Those birds look like they are too big to be sparrows. And would God allow a sparrow, even that big, to become frozen?
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Comment by Carol — November 8, 2011 @ 7:27 pm
As long as you put Miracle whip on the cold turkey sandwiches and not Hellmann’s Mayo….
And when this first was posted, I didn’t catch the “self boasting”….
The picture that keeps on giving….and we don’t want the politically correct “tofurky”. -
Comment by Shawn — November 8, 2011 @ 8:36 pm
Is it okay to say “tofurkey” in public?
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Comment by Ashley — November 9, 2011 @ 11:51 am
If I could “like” Steve’s Reformed Baptist comment…I totally would. Mmmm…gravy and potatoes.
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Comment by gumbymonster — November 9, 2011 @ 4:07 pm
Gobble, Gobble – gives new meaning to dying to self.
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Comment by Carol — November 10, 2011 @ 8:37 pm
There was a strange culinary thing going on, they stuffed a turkey with a duck and stuffed the duck with cornish hen and baked that and the fancy diners wanted that for Thanksgiving. But the idea of stuffing a bird with a smaller bird…just seems like too much work….and it just doesn’t seem right.
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Comment by Janis — November 11, 2011 @ 12:52 am
@ Carol: They probably served it with Green Bean Casserole, too!
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Comment by SamWise — December 7, 2011 @ 7:22 pm
Thaddeus and Tammy were saddened to see there younger brother Tom had become so cold and expressionless after joining the “Totally Reformed” movement whole hog!
