20 Comments For This Post

1. 3John13 Says:
   November 4th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

   This cartoon offends me! Aaaaaa *RiiiiiiiiP*

   Hey, it really works. And now I’m off to the Elder’s board meeting.
   Thanks Sacred Sandwich.

2. DaveyMike Says:
   November 4th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

   I assume the ashes that should accompany this sackcloth come from the pipe.

3. Eddie Eddings Says:
   November 4th, 2009 at 11:58 pm

   This rates high on the humor genius level! I would love to own one of these suits. I’ve ruined so many of my others this way.

4. MarkD Says:
   November 5th, 2009 at 12:01 am

   Perfect - fits right in with the moralistic attitude this website and it’s followers continually throw up and out. Perfect attire to be worn by the Christian Pharisee who sees the Law in everything around themselves and everyone else breaking it and actually thinks they are keeping it. Also a perfect attire that can be worn by the evangelical do-do lawmakers in our state and federal government who think the Gospel is part of the Kingdom of the left, thinking they can bring heaven to earth by passing do-do moralist laws - do this, do that, do not do this, do not do that. They can make a much better Christian statement if they rend their clothes in front of the cameras. If only we obey the Law more God will love us and the nation more….Christ be damned..

5. Nate Says:
   November 5th, 2009 at 12:41 am

   Mark, way to demonstrate the full capabilities of the new suit!

6. Scott Webber Says:
   November 5th, 2009 at 1:37 am

   Oh, the miracle of velcro! The unending use of hypocrisy! Is the way to hell truly paved with the stuff? I wonder…

7. overboard Says:
   November 5th, 2009 at 6:02 am

   I would add this velcro-feature to the pants as well as the belt, the ‘Bible Belt’ ..which holds up the pants of hypocrasy! (D’oh!)

8. Eddie Eddings Says:
   November 5th, 2009 at 7:00 am

   Mark Demon, what’s up with you and your blasphemy? This is a fun site where Christians can share a little humor. There is no reason for your behavior. I realize you are a depraved soul that loves doing what you are doing but, those last three words are going to boomerang on you like lightening striking a skunk.

9. Jugulum Says:
   November 5th, 2009 at 10:32 am

   Does anyone have a clear idea of why Mark sees moralism in this site?

   Mark, you kinda just threw that out there.

10. LuLu Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Be careful to only purchase the “Haggar” brand,”Rend-a-Suit”.I purchased a cheap knock-off brand for my husband to wear in protest to a Benny Hinn Conference. He ended up driving home in his underwear!

11. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    hahahah-”ahem” hahaha

12. jane Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Scott, the way to hell is paved with the teflon so conveniently used to ignore truth. The velcro is what we wear on that slippery slope as we blow here and there with every wind of doctrine, putting on the comfy and removing it when something even more comfy comes along.

13. Rachel Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Order now, and get a free set of sackcloth long-john underwear to wear under this suit, “Just in Case.” Hurry, while supplies last!

14. Les Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Haha. Are they planning to make any womens fashions?

15. LuLu Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    I believe the women’s fashion line featured hair-lined under garments.They never really took off.(No pun intended.)

16. Carol Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    MarkD…sorry you have such an attitude, only the Holy Spirit can quicken such deadness of soul.

    Liked the one about the “knock off” version used at a Benny Hinn Conference. Never buy the “knock off”…you never want to be “uncovered” by or around heretics!

17. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 2:36 am

    “Hair-lined under garments”?????????????????

18. Carol Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Hair lined undergarments????? I’m afraid to ask if it’s the hair of an animal that lines those undergarments or what? That’s disturbing….Hmmm!

19. Wyldeirishman Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 12:32 am

    Not sure which is funnier…the suit, or MarkD’s post.

    I think I’ll tighten my Lutheran hat just a bit and open up a tall, dark beer while I decide

20. SamWise Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    Rent your hearts not your garments!!

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