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November4th

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Rented Suit

Posted in: Ad Absurdum

Idea suggested by David Arbogast

23 Comments

  • Comment by 3John13 — November 4, 2009 @ 5:29 pm

    This cartoon offends me! Aaaaaa *RiiiiiiiiP*

    Hey, it really works. And now I’m off to the Elder’s board meeting.
    Thanks Sacred Sandwich.

  • Comment by DaveyMike — November 4, 2009 @ 5:42 pm

    I assume the ashes that should accompany this sackcloth come from the pipe.

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — November 4, 2009 @ 11:58 pm

    This rates high on the humor genius level! I would love to own one of these suits. I’ve ruined so many of my others this way.

  • Comment by MarkD — November 5, 2009 @ 12:01 am

    Perfect – fits right in with the moralistic attitude this website and it’s followers continually throw up and out. Perfect attire to be worn by the Christian Pharisee who sees the Law in everything around themselves and everyone else breaking it and actually thinks they are keeping it. Also a perfect attire that can be worn by the evangelical do-do lawmakers in our state and federal government who think the Gospel is part of the Kingdom of the left, thinking they can bring heaven to earth by passing do-do moralist laws – do this, do that, do not do this, do not do that. They can make a much better Christian statement if they rend their clothes in front of the cameras. If only we obey the Law more God will love us and the nation more….Christ be damned..

  • Comment by Nate — November 5, 2009 @ 12:41 am

    Mark, way to demonstrate the full capabilities of the new suit!

  • Comment by Scott Webber — November 5, 2009 @ 1:37 am

    Oh, the miracle of velcro! The unending use of hypocrisy! Is the way to hell truly paved with the stuff? I wonder…

  • Comment by overboard — November 5, 2009 @ 6:02 am

    I would add this velcro-feature to the pants as well as the belt, the ‘Bible Belt’ ..which holds up the pants of hypocrasy! (D’oh!)

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — November 5, 2009 @ 7:00 am

    Mark Demon, what’s up with you and your blasphemy? This is a fun site where Christians can share a little humor. There is no reason for your behavior. I realize you are a depraved soul that loves doing what you are doing but, those last three words are going to boomerang on you like lightening striking a skunk.

  • Comment by Jugulum — November 5, 2009 @ 10:32 am

    Does anyone have a clear idea of why Mark sees moralism in this site?

    Mark, you kinda just threw that out there.

  • Comment by LuLu — November 5, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

    Be careful to only purchase the “Haggar” brand,”Rend-a-Suit”.I purchased a cheap knock-off brand for my husband to wear in protest to a Benny Hinn Conference. He ended up driving home in his underwear!

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — November 5, 2009 @ 2:27 pm

    hahahah-”ahem” hahaha

  • Comment by jane — November 5, 2009 @ 2:55 pm

    Scott, the way to hell is paved with the teflon so conveniently used to ignore truth. The velcro is what we wear on that slippery slope as we blow here and there with every wind of doctrine, putting on the comfy and removing it when something even more comfy comes along.

  • Comment by Rachel — November 5, 2009 @ 5:25 pm

    Order now, and get a free set of sackcloth long-john underwear to wear under this suit, “Just in Case.” Hurry, while supplies last!

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  • Comment by Les — November 6, 2009 @ 10:24 am

    Haha. Are they planning to make any womens fashions?

  • Comment by LuLu — November 6, 2009 @ 11:59 am

    I believe the women’s fashion line featured hair-lined under garments.They never really took off.(No pun intended.)

  • Comment by Carol — November 6, 2009 @ 12:47 pm

    MarkD…sorry you have such an attitude, only the Holy Spirit can quicken such deadness of soul.

    Liked the one about the “knock off” version used at a Benny Hinn Conference. Never buy the “knock off”…you never want to be “uncovered” by or around heretics!

  • Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — November 8, 2009 @ 2:36 am

    “Hair-lined under garments”?????????????????

  • Comment by Carol — November 8, 2009 @ 4:32 pm

    Hair lined undergarments????? I’m afraid to ask if it’s the hair of an animal that lines those undergarments or what? That’s disturbing….Hmmm!

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  • Comment by Wyldeirishman — November 16, 2009 @ 12:32 am

    Not sure which is funnier…the suit, or MarkD’s post.

    I think I’ll tighten my Lutheran hat just a bit and open up a tall, dark beer while I decide :)

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  • Comment by SamWise — January 20, 2010 @ 9:17 pm

    Rent your hearts not your garments!!

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