The Sacred Sandwich



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  • Comment by Matt — October 30, 2009 @ 3:30 pm

    I think that’s supposed to be “Calvary Chapelites”, but compulsively late churchgoers works too.

    Then again, that guy is wearing a tie. My bad.

  • Comment by Denis — October 30, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

    And, of course, what makes it especially funny is that I have been that guy; but I recall being more confused than shocked :).

  • Comment by Carol — October 30, 2009 @ 9:16 pm

    I don’t know if it was due to the fact he arrived at church EARLY, or that he forgot to put on his suit jacket and arrived wearing his bathrobe….oh that is a fright…but then he may have been preparing the message about bedtime blues…how to make the most of a budget wardrobe but still look like a million…this matters in today’s post modern churchette.

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — October 30, 2009 @ 11:24 pm

    Matt, compulsively late churchgoers are also known as “latter day saints”.

  • Comment by Alan — October 30, 2009 @ 11:55 pm

    I never tell the bus kids about the time change in the fall, always seem to have a few more kids that way.

  • Comment by Nate — October 31, 2009 @ 12:30 am

    I once went to bed eager for the extra hour of sleep before men’s group EARLY Sunday morning. I forgot about it, made the 40 minute drive, got to church, realized my error, and was completely heartbroken.

  • Comment by Les — October 31, 2009 @ 4:33 am

    Forget to set my clock back and arrive early to church? HA, I’ll finally be on time!

  • Comment by Steve — October 31, 2009 @ 11:28 am


  • Comment by Carol — November 1, 2009 @ 4:53 pm

    Oh forbid that someone would arrive early to church….and stay a minute after the last amen….golly gee…

  • Comment by Tim Hansel — November 1, 2009 @ 10:41 pm

    I got there late… which was a blessing… only had to hear the last 3 choruses of a 5-11 song (5 verses 11 choruses)….

    but then I worked till midnight and didn’t go to bed till the second 2AM

  • Comment by Stephen McDonald — November 20, 2009 @ 7:55 pm

    An occasional visiting preacher at a friend’s church says he loves preaching there because after you pray and open your eyes, there are more people there!

  • Comment by Cliff — April 12, 2010 @ 4:22 pm

    Vincent Price! Oh the horrorrr!

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