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October28th

8 Comments

Unable to find a cross, Spencer Covington denies himself and takes up his analog TV.

8 Comments

Comment by BC — October 29, 2009 @ 12:08 am

Spencer didn’t realize it at the time, but he was a pioneer of Televangelism…
Comment by Eddie Eddings — October 29, 2009 @ 2:20 am

Good one BC!
Comment by Andy — October 29, 2009 @ 5:02 am

Spencer couldn’t help but smile to think he finally had YouTube?
Comment by Robert Tewart — October 29, 2009 @ 6:06 am

For Pete’s sake, don’t let the evolutionists see this! They’ll somehow use it to disprove the design argument, claiming that both man (and the proverbial watch–in this case a TV) evolved. The new “missing link” if you will.
Comment by LuLu — October 29, 2009 @ 7:43 am

Are you sure this isn’t Paul Crouch in one of the early “…TBN to all the world…” promos?
Comment by Carol — October 29, 2009 @ 7:42 pm

Somebody should have told Spencer that in order to be “relevant”, he needs to go “digital”. Like the “fundies”, those who cling to their analog sets along with their KJV Bibles….must be upgraded or sent packing….

And besides that, he only gets half of Joel Osteen’s cheesy messages on analog…
Comment by 3John13 — October 30, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

Brother. You need to find a Cyrene to carry that for you.
Comment by Andy — October 31, 2009 @ 12:05 pm

Spencer wished he had just bought a hat instead.

With an analog set that size not only would he only receive half of Joel Osteen’s cheesy messages, he would only see half of his cheesy smile as well.