The Sacred Sandwich

October26th

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After completing the Personality Identification Questionnaire at the Pastor and Spouse Marriage Encounter Class, the Steins discover the reason for their marital difficulties: he’s an “Otter” and she’s a reanimated corpse.

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  • Comment by Steve Martin — October 26, 2009 @ 12:28 am

    Reid and Pelosi??

  • Comment by Kevin Sorensen — October 26, 2009 @ 9:30 am

    Drat you guys! I spit coffee out my nose… in the middle of a Caribou Coffee shop!

    Way too funny! Thanks and keep up the good work.

  • Comment by Janet — October 26, 2009 @ 10:47 am

    That’s Pastor Frank N. Stein, right?

  • Comment by Carol — October 26, 2009 @ 11:56 am

    Well, when you are pastoring an “Emergent” church…what do you expect? When they took their marriage vows, the officiating “Pastor” wore a vampire outfit and the organist looked like Quasimoto…and the wedding party were dressed as zombies…this was in order to be “relevant” to their pagan counterparts who dressed like such all year around.

    Notice, he does have his “cleric collar” on…and his wife took a class in “How To Entice Your Man” by Joyce Meyer, Beth Moore and Paula White.

    As you can tell, she failed miserably…

  • Comment by Scott Webber — October 27, 2009 @ 12:18 am

    I suddenly have a flashback to seeing “The Purpose Driven Church” trying to be initiated in a rural church…

  • Comment by LuLu — October 27, 2009 @ 9:51 am

    Pastor Stein knew that the “Benny Hinn Marriage Conference” would bring some much-needed change,(including his “Benny Hinn Original” shirt),but he NEVER could have imagined that being “slain in the Spirit” would have such severe consequences on his wife’s coiffure!

  • Comment by jane — October 27, 2009 @ 1:51 pm

    Thanks for the Facebook button! I have spent a lot of time downloading the pics and adding the comments and then uploading them. Yes, it’s worth it! Now you’ve made it easy! How about a twitter button?

  • Comment by dangerTIM — October 27, 2009 @ 5:09 pm

    I’m a golden retriever!!!

    ARF-ARF!!!!!!!

  • Comment by Greg Stine — October 28, 2009 @ 4:05 pm

    Thank the Lord for the spelling of my last name!

  • Comment by simplechristian — November 27, 2009 @ 2:51 pm

    Jan Crouchs real hair

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