Deacons at the Church of the Really Long Expository Sermon wipe down the foyer after several unsuspecting visitors explode from too much Bible.
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Cleaning Crew
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Comment by DaveyMike — November 17, 2009 @ 3:17 pm
“and much study is a weariness of the flesh” (Ecc. 12:12).
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Comment by Carol — November 17, 2009 @ 10:53 pm
Hard to think there were any churches left that taught “That much” Bible….
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Comment by Nate — November 18, 2009 @ 2:10 am
I’m glad they didn’t have to clean up Eutychus like that.
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Comment by LuLu — November 18, 2009 @ 11:13 am
I guess it’s better to have your head explode from too much Bible than your heart grow cold from too little!
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Comment by Carol — November 18, 2009 @ 1:37 pm
Were their heads the part that exploded or their hearts?
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Comment by stranger.strange.land — November 18, 2009 @ 9:24 pm
We’ve never had a visitor explode, but a few started to smolder upon learning that we “fence the table”.
Craig
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Comment by Wendy — November 19, 2009 @ 8:48 am
I think my head exploded just hearing about this.
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Comment by Les — November 19, 2009 @ 12:38 pm
This is especially messy when you have those folks who bleed Bible when you scratch them.
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Comment by John — November 20, 2009 @ 10:00 pm
For most today any Bible, is too much Bible. We would rather stroke our own egos and point out the stupidity of everyone who doesn’t agree with us.
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Comment by Angus — November 21, 2009 @ 3:41 pm
John:
I can’t speak for everyone, but a lot of the stuff on this site recognizes our common struggles and hopefully gives us the desire to strive for better.
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Comment by Dorci — November 21, 2009 @ 9:31 pm
I’ve declared this my new favorite blog. I just found you yesterday and spent a half hour cruising around laughing myself into a stomach ache. Now I’m going back and systematically working my way through the archives. I should have a 6-pack by the time I’m done. Thanks for the workout..physically, emotionally and yep, spiritually.
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Comment by Carol — November 22, 2009 @ 9:58 am
John,
I can’t speak for everybody, but I don’t think ego stroking is a very accurate description of the hearts of those who have been distressed by all of the false teachings, false teachers and the horrible things being done in “church” in the name of Jesus and try to deal with it through humor.
If you can’t understand it as a coping mechanism dealing with all of the apostasy, then you can’t appreciate how it helps those of us who are grieved over the insanity that has taken over “Christendom”.
It’s not pointing out stupidity, but pointing out dangerous living.
