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November2nd

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Calvinist Kenny Halperman (right) suddenly regretted joining the “Free William Taylor” protest march.

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  • Comment by DaveyMike — November 2, 2009 @ 12:38 pm

    He looks like he is about to “hyper” ventilate.

  • Comment by Isaac — November 2, 2009 @ 10:14 pm

    hehe…

    He certainly does have that I-hope-noone-from-my-church-is-watching-this look.

  • Comment by Dominic — November 3, 2009 @ 3:30 am

    He realised that his fellow banner bearers were wearing sunglasses, which meant he couldn’t see into their souls, so he couldn’t see whether or not they had salvation – he began to get worried…

  • Comment by Andy — November 3, 2009 @ 4:18 am

    Kenny was so worried he failed to recognise his fellow banner bearers Jake and Elwood :D

  • Comment by LuLu — November 3, 2009 @ 9:42 am

    Kenny REALLY started to sweat when he saw the “Order of the Free Mason’s” pin on the lapel of the guy next to him!

  • Comment by Tim Hansel — November 3, 2009 @ 11:40 am

    What really upset Kenny was when he discovered that David Hunter Thompson was the one who had shortened the protest banner. David had done this knowing Kenny would be one of the ones to hold the banner.

  • Comment by Carol — November 3, 2009 @ 4:35 pm

    Well, if that wasn’t enough, there was a busload of dyslexic Baptists who thought the sign read “Free Meal”….boy were they in for a surprise!

  • Comment by Andy — November 4, 2009 @ 7:58 am

    Some nasty alien had captured Will Smith so Kenny joined the other Men In Black to demand his release.

  • Comment by 3John13 — November 4, 2009 @ 5:32 pm

    Legalzoom.com charges big bucks for preparing a will.
    It would be nice to have it done for free.

    I also need to get some restraining orders. I’m hoping they’d be free too.

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  • Comment by simplechristian — November 27, 2009 @ 2:45 pm

    Fundamentalists at a Rush concert requesting their favorite song

  • Comment by BerkeleyBeliever — April 11, 2010 @ 1:25 am

    I go to UC Berkeley and recognize the building and trees in the background! Looks like pupils from my good ol’ humanistic alma mater.

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