The Sacred Sandwich

October6th

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At the Baptist School for Deacons, students practice their signature move: the “Offering Plate Lean-in.”

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  • Comment by Angus — October 6, 2009 @ 11:30 am

    Also works well for communion serving and door greetings!

  • Comment by revdrron — October 6, 2009 @ 11:40 am

    Deacon-cize signature move indeed!

    At first blush, it looked more like Senior Pastor-cizers (not Caesars) practicing walking a straight line for the State Patrol after a tough-and-tumble night of Bible Study at some remote spiritual retreat grounds.

    Laughter-cize!

  • Comment by Steve — October 6, 2009 @ 12:47 pm

    This is good to see after the last communion fire drill debacle. Two plates, eight rows…doesn’t seem that tough now does it? Does the 5-second food drop rule apply to fallen bread?

  • Comment by Carol — October 6, 2009 @ 1:13 pm

    This is the Baptist’s “Field of Dreams”….if you build it…they will come….with their deacons….as long as they don’t enter the cornfield…they’ll do their churches proud!

  • Comment by JSRose — October 6, 2009 @ 8:50 pm

    …you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out…

  • Comment by Scott Webber — October 7, 2009 @ 12:09 am

    This isn’t the same as the Dick Weber School of Bowling Technique is it?

  • Comment by overboard — October 7, 2009 @ 2:00 am

    Step One of “How To Give Non-tithers the Left Boot of Disfellowship”

  • Comment by LuLu — October 7, 2009 @ 1:07 pm

    This move has been used by Freewill Baptist deacons for years as a warm-up to aisle running and pew jumping.

  • Comment by Carol — October 7, 2009 @ 11:54 pm

    This also prepares them for the jump start out of church after the “last amen”.

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