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  Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — September 29, 2009 @ 1:31 pm

  I wonder what conditioner jesus (lower case on purpose) uses? Also, come to think about it, where’s the black Jesus?

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  Comment by David Kjos — September 29, 2009 @ 3:10 pm

  “I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus …”

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  Comment by dominic — September 30, 2009 @ 2:38 am

  why are they all imagining their judge sending the goats to hell?

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  Comment by Cory — September 30, 2009 @ 7:22 am

  Wow, one of those jesuses looks like Tommy’s dad, from the (in)famous film of the Who’s rock opera. That guy is a little creepy…

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  Comment by Matt — September 30, 2009 @ 7:26 am

  Obviously, this is a pre-Shack congregation, as nobody is imagining an Aunt Jemima jesus.

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  Comment by LuLu — September 30, 2009 @ 11:04 am

  Must not be a “post-modern” church,where images of Ophra,Dr.Phil,some muslim cleric, Rick Warren,or simply their own “divine” image would likely appear in the “thought bubbles”. Of course, that is assuming anyone there THINKS!

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  Comment by Tina — September 30, 2009 @ 10:43 pm

  Aren’t we glad that none of us are silly like them!

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  Comment by Carol — September 30, 2009 @ 10:57 pm

  Many things to consider. First of all, it can’t be a postmodern church..or it’s a church on a very tight budget, check out their “seats”, certainly not the cushioned theatre seating.

  Secondly, they don’t have a “Jr” Church because the kiddies are actually sitting with their parents during the sermon!

  Thirdly, indeed, nobody is re-imaging their “jesus” sitting in a lotus position during his meditation, no “jesus” with a Hawaiian shirt.

  I suppose this would be a WOF failure..for they are not prosperous enough…and having kept up their seed sowing…

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  Comment by Steve Martin — October 1, 2009 @ 1:06 am

  Wouldn’t be a hoot if the ‘real Jesus’is the spitting image of Woody Allen?

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  Comment by The Reformed Methodist — October 1, 2009 @ 9:41 am

  Blond hair, blue eyes, thats my Jesus

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  Comment by Tim Hansel — October 1, 2009 @ 12:07 pm

  all this makes me think of the Todd Agnew song…. “My Jesus” espicialy the line…. “I think my Jesus would be comfortable with the Beale Street crowd than the Stained Glass Set”

  I don’t imagine Jesus really liking us thinking up images of him to suit our desires…..

  For the Record, He would have looked like an average Israeli, not an American….. and He was not just in living color, he was the creator of colors and light…

  But seriously, Rather than think merely of Jesus smiling at one point, we ought to think of where Jesus is now…. and tremble a little and love Him deeply if we are Forgiven and Saved… preaching to myself here….

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  Comment by Nate — October 2, 2009 @ 12:45 am

  That one on the end looks strangely like Yanni…

  And where’s Jim Caviezel? Need to be a little more relevant with our idols here.

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  Comment by Angus — October 2, 2009 @ 10:06 am

  Wait a minute… That IS Jim Caviezel!

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  Comment by DaveyMike — October 2, 2009 @ 3:31 pm

  The budget committee misunderstood…the fund-raiser involves selling Jesus bobble-heads not Jesus bubble-heads.

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  Comment by Carol — October 2, 2009 @ 7:41 pm

  I think they missed the “jesus” from the “Jesus” film that was passed around and shown in churches. Goodness gracious…you can’t miss the smiling “jesus” from the Matthew version…And the one that was in the “Gospel of John”…
  And… You missed the “jesus” from “The Greatest Story Ever Told” and “King of Kings”….and if you count the one in Ben Hur…you would only have a hand….
  You must keep up on all your ‘jesus’ images…

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  Comment by Pax — October 6, 2009 @ 9:32 am

  @Tina i’m not sure with those words, they sound like what the Pharisee prayed in Luke 18:11-12

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  Comment by simplechristian — November 27, 2009 @ 3:29 pm

  Where’s the Tommy Chong Jesus, oh yeah he’s in jail for selling bongs on the internet!

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