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1. Les Says:
   September 9th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

   This is what happens when sheep find a wolf who’s BAA-AAD TO THE BONE!

2. Carol Says:
   September 9th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

   When Sheep attack…perhaps when the pastor comes out dressed with a Hawaiian shirt and tells everyone “God Loves You and Has A Plan For Your Life”….oh wait, when he comes out in a fancy suit and a stupid grin… …when the pastor apes Rick Warren or Joel Osteen…

3. Rachel Says:
   September 9th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

   You won’t pull the wool over our eyes that easily!

4. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
   September 9th, 2009 at 8:21 pm

   I’m just not getting this one. Now who’s the Nabal???

5. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
   September 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

   Stephen Baldwin haha….

6. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
   September 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

   Ohhh… The sheep are the ones saying “Now where’s THAT in the bible”. Disregard, I’m still a Nabal.

7. John Says:
   September 9th, 2009 at 8:53 pm

   That wolf looks like an Arminian who just spotted Calvin.

8. Jon Says:
   September 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am

   Actually the wolf looks like a Calvinist who is shocked, amazed, and offended when some Arminian’s actually point out that Calvinism is not in the Bible! So when the sheep attack and point this out to the wolf he can hardly handle it!

9. James Says:
   September 10th, 2009 at 8:40 am

   Boy, nothing says Christian love and unity like partisan Arminian/Calvinist snark.

10. LuLu Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 9:36 am

    “Tonight on Fox”…that’s hilarious!I wonder if the story on “Sheep Attacks” will be featured on Hannity’s,”Religion in America”? You know,somewhere between exorcisms and UFO’s?

11. Tim Hansel Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Reasons for the sheep asking that:
    1) The wolf just said “you know the bible says I have to devour your minds now”
    2) The wolf said “Let us mediate with our eyes closed and our mouths stopped”
    3) One sheep actually asked that of the other sheep when told they needed to unite with the wolves (Muslims) this shocked the nearby Muslim who was hoping to make the Christians ineffectual….
    4) These lambs had actually read the scriptures for once and seen that it doesn’t say “God helps those who help themselves”
    5)They were tired of getting fleeced by demands to tithe 20% to the para-church ministry “Wolves in Wolves Clothing”
    6)They were told to stay silent in worship because they sought the truth

    and that’s my short list…..

12. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Stephen Baldwin haha…

13. Carol Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Defender of the wolves…Fox TV will also air in two parts the DaVinci Code followed by question and answers, by…Stephen Baldwin….with the aid of his older bro, Alec…

    Just what the sheep need, another blind guide.

14. John Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Jon, no offense meant brother. Just kidding around. =)

15. Scott Webber Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Nothing like watching two christians taking on a cultist!

16. John Says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Actually, I feel kind of silly for apologizing for such a harmless remark. I think I will take a break from this site for awhile. I used to love the humor, but the feeling of “our team superiority” is starting to creep into the comments.

    Blessings.

17. Angus Says:
    September 12th, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Our loss, John.

18. Brad Says:
    September 12th, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    It must be true, or Fox wouldn’t air it. (He says with is fingers crossed.)

19. Carol Says:
    September 12th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Yeah, those poor wolves…someone needs to fend for them against those wild sheep! When you equip the sheep with truth, watch out…those wolves are defenseless!

20. VIktor Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 1:34 am

    I think it is an honest depiction of actually what happens when you ask the pastor why choir is esteemed above measure in church and is not mentioned at all in the New Testament.

21. Knight Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Thus describes the ultimate fear of prosperity teachers, seeker sensitive pastors, emergent folks, and any others who don’t like to have their opinions challenged with the Bible.

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