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When Sheep Attack
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22 Comments
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Comment by Les — September 9, 2009 @ 1:46 pm
This is what happens when sheep find a wolf who’s BAA-AAD TO THE BONE!
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Comment by Carol — September 9, 2009 @ 3:45 pm
When Sheep attack…perhaps when the pastor comes out dressed with a Hawaiian shirt and tells everyone “God Loves You and Has A Plan For Your Life”….oh wait, when he comes out in a fancy suit and a stupid grin… …when the pastor apes Rick Warren or Joel Osteen…
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Comment by Rachel — September 9, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
You won’t pull the wool over our eyes that easily!
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Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — September 9, 2009 @ 8:21 pm
I’m just not getting this one. Now who’s the Nabal???
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Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — September 9, 2009 @ 8:44 pm
Stephen Baldwin haha….
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Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — September 9, 2009 @ 8:45 pm
Ohhh… The sheep are the ones saying “Now where’s THAT in the bible”. Disregard, I’m still a Nabal.
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Comment by John — September 9, 2009 @ 8:53 pm
That wolf looks like an Arminian who just spotted Calvin.
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Comment by Jon — September 10, 2009 @ 8:14 am
Actually the wolf looks like a Calvinist who is shocked, amazed, and offended when some Arminian’s actually point out that Calvinism is not in the Bible! So when the sheep attack and point this out to the wolf he can hardly handle it!
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Comment by James — September 10, 2009 @ 8:40 am
Boy, nothing says Christian love and unity like partisan Arminian/Calvinist snark.
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Comment by LuLu — September 10, 2009 @ 9:36 am
“Tonight on Fox”…that’s hilarious!I wonder if the story on “Sheep Attacks” will be featured on Hannity’s,”Religion in America”? You know,somewhere between exorcisms and UFO’s?
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Comment by Tim Hansel — September 10, 2009 @ 11:16 am
Reasons for the sheep asking that:
1) The wolf just said “you know the bible says I have to devour your minds now”
2) The wolf said “Let us mediate with our eyes closed and our mouths stopped”
3) One sheep actually asked that of the other sheep when told they needed to unite with the wolves (Muslims) this shocked the nearby Muslim who was hoping to make the Christians ineffectual….
4) These lambs had actually read the scriptures for once and seen that it doesn’t say “God helps those who help themselves”
5)They were tired of getting fleeced by demands to tithe 20% to the para-church ministry “Wolves in Wolves Clothing”
6)They were told to stay silent in worship because they sought the truthand that’s my short list…..
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Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — September 10, 2009 @ 6:44 pm
Stephen Baldwin haha…
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Comment by Carol — September 10, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
Defender of the wolves…Fox TV will also air in two parts the DaVinci Code followed by question and answers, by…Stephen Baldwin….with the aid of his older bro, Alec…
Just what the sheep need, another blind guide.
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Comment by John — September 10, 2009 @ 7:16 pm
Jon, no offense meant brother. Just kidding around. =)
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Comment by Scott Webber — September 10, 2009 @ 8:18 pm
Nothing like watching two christians taking on a cultist!
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Comment by John — September 11, 2009 @ 9:49 pm
Actually, I feel kind of silly for apologizing for such a harmless remark. I think I will take a break from this site for awhile. I used to love the humor, but the feeling of “our team superiority” is starting to creep into the comments.
Blessings.
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Comment by Angus — September 12, 2009 @ 6:56 am
Our loss, John.
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Comment by Brad — September 12, 2009 @ 7:38 pm
It must be true, or Fox wouldn’t air it. (He says with is fingers crossed.)
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Comment by Carol — September 12, 2009 @ 7:40 pm
Yeah, those poor wolves…someone needs to fend for them against those wild sheep! When you equip the sheep with truth, watch out…those wolves are defenseless!
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Comment by VIktor — September 22, 2009 @ 1:34 am
I think it is an honest depiction of actually what happens when you ask the pastor why choir is esteemed above measure in church and is not mentioned at all in the New Testament.
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Comment by Knight — September 24, 2009 @ 10:58 am
Thus describes the ultimate fear of prosperity teachers, seeker sensitive pastors, emergent folks, and any others who don’t like to have their opinions challenged with the Bible.
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