Comments on: Denomination Votes to Allow Drunken Clergy

By: Rafe

Rafe — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:07:51 +0000

Evangelical Lukewarm Christians in Apostasy (ELCA-Not the Lutherans) has fermented their own mortal wound upon themselves! They have chosen to defy the Word of God by voting to ordain unrepentant men and women who have a “lifelong, monogamous relationships with the spirits of grain, fruit, or vegetables.” They have distilled their deviant nonsense with the requisite sinful lifestyle of sharing liquor, brandy, eau-de-vie, Schnapps, gin, rum, tequila, vodka, and whisky with others of the same sex! Sadly, the mainstream is also getting a peek at its own impending future by not sticking to their coed beverages of beer and wine. Signed Ethan O. L.

By: Olivia

Olivia — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:14:28 +0000

Problem is, one drunk in the ‘Pul’ can ruin the entire ‘pit’.

And how about those Methodists walking around their ‘labyrinths’?
The Bible based non-denominationist are following close behind.

What is a believer to do?
Answer; Stop listening to men, drunk or otherwise, and “Trust no man, trust God alone”! God is so big that none of us need to occupy a seat in the building to hear what He has to say. Stay at home on His Sabbath (Saturday) be quiet and listen when He talks to you! Truly, His yoke is light and His peace is unmistakeable.

By: Carol

Carol — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:14:42 +0000

Glorified Bingo Baptist Style
The sale of indulgences
Pew Rent
Prayer to statues
Emergent Nuns
Post Modern Monkism

Wow….the possibilities are endless….

By: LuLu

LuLu — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:46:12 +0000

Finally! The noncatholics are embracing what Catholics have always practiced: drinking alcoholic “beverages” in the church and drunken clergy! Now,let’s get the gambling rollin’!

By: drunks? « Give Us The Truth

drunks? « Give Us The Truth — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:28:16 +0000

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By: Nabal Ben-Nimrod

Nabal Ben-Nimrod — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:09:04 +0000

He had to have been drunk when he picked out that blazer…Hiii-oooo!!!

By: Nabal Ben-Nimrod

Nabal Ben-Nimrod — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:08:05 +0000

So did it burn the models hand to hold that “devils elixer”?