
The Vatican discovers new sources of revenue.
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Comment by James — August 5, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
Reminds me of the joke about the time that business was down for KFC and Colonel Sanders decided to call the Pope and ask about making the church pray “give us this day our daily chicken” …
Comment by Brad — August 5, 2009 @ 2:26 pm
They must’ve forgotten where they store the gold.
Comment by Eric — August 5, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
I’m thinking Arby’s.
Comment by DaveyMike — August 5, 2009 @ 3:21 pm
A diet of junk food beats a Diet of Worms.
Comment by DaveyMike — August 5, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after signage.
Comment by DaveyMike — August 5, 2009 @ 3:28 pm
And he put the mitre upon his head; also upon the mitre, even upon his forefront, did he put the golden arches.
Comment by Dave — August 5, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
So THAT”S where you get sacred sandwiches.
Comment by Chris+ — August 5, 2009 @ 4:22 pm
Mitra pimplex.
Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — August 5, 2009 @ 7:02 pm
Tetzel. ‘Nuff said.
Comment by Drew — August 5, 2009 @ 9:06 pm
Notice the guy peeking out in the middle? I guess he couldn’t qualify to get a sponsor. Maybe these guy’s are race car drivers. Or perhaps,they are the Glee Club. Anybody know where I can get one of those cool caps? Maybe I can pick one up through Crazy Deacon Bob”s Discount Emporium.
Comment by Drew — August 5, 2009 @ 9:17 pm
The guy with the ‘Your Ad Here’ cap coudn’t get anyone to ‘pull my finger’. He pulled his own and found it hysterical. Apparently, the guy behind him didn’t find it quite so funny. The two in front are discussing whether or not they should pronounce him anathema.
Comment by JDJ116 — August 5, 2009 @ 10:29 pm
And to compliment the gospel of works, the Vatican figures a dash of prosperity gospel would perfect the self-indulgence recipe.
Another query to ponder:
Who has more bling? The gang in scarlet and purple, or Mr. T?
Comment by John — August 5, 2009 @ 11:38 pm
The coolest things about them is the fact that they light up when you pull the tabs hanging out the back.
Comment by Steve Martin — August 6, 2009 @ 8:51 am
I mitre figured you pull something like this.
Comment by LuLu — August 6, 2009 @ 2:18 pm
The “mitre-less” guy must be advertising for the “Hair Club for Men”.I think his plugs failed.
Comment by Scott Mitchell — August 6, 2009 @ 3:36 pm
False Advertising! The guy in the Starbuck’s headdress/mitre/cap looks a bit listless…he must not actually use the product…
What also is not seen are the two beer cans and tubing on the side of Coor’s guy’s hat. The Vatican asked him to remove it for the photo-op. They have enough bad press as it is…
Comment by Carol — August 6, 2009 @ 9:19 pm
The look on the face of the man with the “Coors Light” tells me he’s up to mischief.
Comment by Caleb — August 8, 2009 @ 6:29 pm
Evidently, the Roman Catholic Church, in an effort not to provoke backlash, chose to look foolish than revert to the traditional way of getting money, the sale of indulgences.
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Comment by Jessica Fox — September 5, 2009 @ 12:56 pm
These are all places where you receive your last rites.