Comments on: Fight Club

By: Joel

Joel — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:52:32 +0000

The first rule of Ladies Auxiliary meeting is you don’t talk about Ladies Auxiliary meeting.

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:33:47 +0000

The lady in black after the match, went on to knock her husband out in a one round match for betting on Eleanor. He’s been hooked up to life support since (she thought he was weak as a deacon anyway).

By: Carol

Carol — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:47:19 +0000

There was more to this “fight” than who became the next Ladies’ Ministry Director….they were testing the waters for Extreme Women’s Boxing…at the Sunday School Picnic. This was to determine if Women’s Boxing would become an effective witnessing tool, along with the betting funds being used to feed the poor in the neighborhood! Talk about being relevant!

By: Art

Art — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:42:47 +0000

The real reason for the fight was whose name would be placed on the recipe for green bean casserole in the new Purpose Driven Church Cookbook

By: Reformed Pentecostal

Reformed Pentecostal — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:29:34 +0000

She should have read Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven Punch!

By: Steve Martin

Steve Martin — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:54:26 +0000

Just two years later, Mortimer Swchump (in the pith helmet) built the first Octagon where the good folks in the church could battle it out in MMA fashion.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:34:21 +0000

Eleanor needs to read Joel’s latest book, “Your Best Left Hook Now.”