The Sacred Sandwich

August6th

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4000 BC: Man invents sarcasm.
Soon after, Woman invents the “doghouse.”

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  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — August 6, 2009 @ 11:16 am

    Adam got more conversation out of his one surgical procedure than any man who ever lived!

  • Comment by John — August 6, 2009 @ 11:29 am

    Eve threatened to go home to stay with mother, but Adam knew she was bluffing.

  • Comment by DaveyMike — August 6, 2009 @ 12:34 pm

    Great! What I am I going to name this one?

  • Comment by DaveyMike — August 6, 2009 @ 12:42 pm

    Before we beget Cain and Abel, we best begettin’ out of here.

  • Comment by Mike — August 6, 2009 @ 1:25 pm

    Eve’s looking a little plump……tree of knowledge must be high carb stuff

  • Comment by John — August 6, 2009 @ 2:39 pm

    DaveyMike: LOL

  • Comment by Robert — August 6, 2009 @ 3:59 pm

    This still fails to answer the perennial question…. did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? However it categorically disproves evolution…. giant reptiles and mankind did co-exist!

  • Comment by Eddie Eddings — August 6, 2009 @ 4:33 pm

    Something Adam would know more from experience later in life:
    Sarcasm is the art of saying what you want to say and getting out of range before it is understoood.

  • Comment by Joe — August 6, 2009 @ 8:52 pm

    John- that was great

  • Comment by Carol — August 6, 2009 @ 9:14 pm

    Good one….

  • Comment by overboardbriggs — August 6, 2009 @ 10:20 pm

    Adam: ” PST, psst! Eve! Honey? He wants to know if I think he looks fat. What should I say?

  • Comment by Elizabeth — August 6, 2009 @ 10:37 pm

    After they recieve divine knowledge of course Adam says:
    “Eve, I say let’s play that game again …
    Which future political member do you think this one resembles?
    I say Dick Cheney, what do you say?”

  • Comment by Steve — August 7, 2009 @ 9:18 am

    Mystery Creation Theater 3000.

  • Comment by Steve Martin — August 7, 2009 @ 10:49 am

    Look a little out of ’scale’.

    (sorry about that, Chief)

  • Comment by Carol — August 7, 2009 @ 3:09 pm

    See the Amazing adventures of Adam and Eve, starring Victor Mature and Jane Russell. They battle the forces of evil…as well as a giant iguana, that the “special effects” department labeled “Dinosaur”. In Technocolor….

  • Comment by Jessica Fox — September 5, 2009 @ 12:50 pm

    Iggy, the iguana, was out looking for lunch, came upon Adam and Eve, and said, “Nah, too small.”

  • Comment by Jessica Fox — September 5, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

    Adam said to Eve, “I thought this was a 3-D MOVIE?!?!?!”

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