
4000 BC: Man invents sarcasm.
Soon after, Woman invents the “doghouse.”
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Comment by Eddie Eddings — August 6, 2009 @ 11:16 am
Adam got more conversation out of his one surgical procedure than any man who ever lived!
Comment by John — August 6, 2009 @ 11:29 am
Eve threatened to go home to stay with mother, but Adam knew she was bluffing.
Comment by DaveyMike — August 6, 2009 @ 12:34 pm
Great! What I am I going to name this one?
Comment by DaveyMike — August 6, 2009 @ 12:42 pm
Before we beget Cain and Abel, we best begettin’ out of here.
Comment by Mike — August 6, 2009 @ 1:25 pm
Eve’s looking a little plump……tree of knowledge must be high carb stuff
Comment by John — August 6, 2009 @ 2:39 pm
DaveyMike: LOL
Comment by Robert — August 6, 2009 @ 3:59 pm
This still fails to answer the perennial question…. did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? However it categorically disproves evolution…. giant reptiles and mankind did co-exist!
Comment by Eddie Eddings — August 6, 2009 @ 4:33 pm
Something Adam would know more from experience later in life:
Sarcasm is the art of saying what you want to say and getting out of range before it is understoood.
Comment by Joe — August 6, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
John- that was great
Comment by Carol — August 6, 2009 @ 9:14 pm
Good one….
Comment by overboardbriggs — August 6, 2009 @ 10:20 pm
Adam: ” PST, psst! Eve! Honey? He wants to know if I think he looks fat. What should I say?
Comment by Elizabeth — August 6, 2009 @ 10:37 pm
After they recieve divine knowledge of course Adam says:
“Eve, I say let’s play that game again …
Which future political member do you think this one resembles?
I say Dick Cheney, what do you say?”
Comment by Steve — August 7, 2009 @ 9:18 am
Mystery Creation Theater 3000.
Comment by Steve Martin — August 7, 2009 @ 10:49 am
Look a little out of ’scale’.
(sorry about that, Chief)
Comment by Carol — August 7, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
See the Amazing adventures of Adam and Eve, starring Victor Mature and Jane Russell. They battle the forces of evil…as well as a giant iguana, that the “special effects” department labeled “Dinosaur”. In Technocolor….
Comment by Jessica Fox — September 5, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
Iggy, the iguana, was out looking for lunch, came upon Adam and Eve, and said, “Nah, too small.”
Comment by Jessica Fox — September 5, 2009 @ 12:52 pm
Adam said to Eve, “I thought this was a 3-D MOVIE?!?!?!”