Comments on: “Youth Pastor” Halloween Costume

By: Daniel Pomerhn

Daniel Pomerhn — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:06:10 +0000

Aw, c’mon…like parents are really going to be THAT concerned about who is teaching their kids, just so long as they have something “wholesome to do” and they are out of their hair. Cheap entertainment/baby-sitting for teens! Now, all we need to do is use this to our advantage – by camoflaging ourselves in this costume, sneaking a 1689 Confession into the front cover of the Message Bible, putting a good Paul Washer message on (I think we know the one) and letting ‘er rip! Folks won’t know what got into the young’uns…

By: Halloween…Oh, what to do? « Joewulf's Weblog

Halloween…Oh, what to do? « Joewulf's Weblog — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:30:14 +0000

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By: Carol

Carol — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:54:15 +0000

The costumes are located beside the Halloween Candy Bible Verses– But one of those that will NOT be found on the candy “Suffer not a witch to live”

And on the other side are copies of Rick Warren’s “It’s Okay To Play Treat Or Treat….As long as you dress like Jesus!”

This will surely make any carnal Christian’s “Halloween” sanctified!

By: Les

Les — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:48:05 +0000

Does this mask come with extra hair gel? I’d hate to loose that tousled look.

By: Nabal Ben-Nimrod

Nabal Ben-Nimrod — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:47:17 +0000

thanks LuLu, for that anatomically “correct” tattoo location (rubbing eyes)…

By: LuLu

LuLu — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:36:19 +0000

The “female version” includes a stick-on,”Jesus Is My Home-Boy” sacral tatoo,(that’s “sacral”,as in lower back,not “sacred”,as in,”…your body is the temple of God.”)The rest of the “costume” is available at the “Victoria’s Secret” gift shop,located next to the coffee/beverage bar at your local goat pen.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:37:56 +0000

DangerTIM…this Sunday, I will be preaching on edification. I’ll move the lectern a little bit toward the east side…if you get my drift.