15 Comments For This Post

1. Clark Says:
   October 22nd, 2009 at 5:27 am

   Caution: Not suitable for export to third world countries.

2. Justin Says:
   October 22nd, 2009 at 8:27 am

   Retardant, but not flame retardant.

3. Justin Says:
   October 22nd, 2009 at 9:06 am

   I didn’t see the “flame retardant” in small print the first time, so let me edit my comment…

   Flame retardant, just not eternal flame retardant.

4. Steve Says:
   October 22nd, 2009 at 9:50 am

   Are the optional Danny Gokey glasses included?

5. Carol Says:
   October 22nd, 2009 at 5:38 pm

   It would have been perfect had it also included some fake looking body piercings….well, if you really want to be “relevant”….

   “Bodily function jokes not included…” no, but you can purchase a CD to play that has “bodily function sounds”…to scare the little ones as well as the big ones….

   Available at your local “Christian” Bookstores…Stop by and get one today…

6. dangerTIM Says:
   October 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 pm

   Steve….a standard option?

7. jazdaddy Says:
   October 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm

   I’m pretty sure I saw this at Family Christian the other day, between the Mentos & Diet Coke combo packs and the XBox 360 games. They thought about putting them near the Bibles until they realized that this might result in their mutual annihilation.

8. Dominic Says:
   October 23rd, 2009 at 2:51 am

   Safe for all the modern family - Flame retardant, and faith retardant.

9. JSRose Says:
   October 23rd, 2009 at 7:33 am

   I got the soul-patch/puka shell necklace version for my boy. He says they’re going to prove their love for Jesus by eating crickets at the HOLY-ween carnival.
   Ya’ll pray that this will be as eye-opening as our “Judgement Dungeon Of Death” was last year. We scared the hell out of ‘em!

10. Steve Says:
    October 23rd, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    DangerTIM…this Sunday, I will be preaching on edification. I’ll move the lectern a little bit toward the east side…if you get my drift.

11. LuLu Says:
    October 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    The “female version” includes a stick-on,”Jesus Is My Home-Boy” sacral tatoo,(that’s “sacral”,as in lower back,not “sacred”,as in,”…your body is the temple of God.”)The rest of the “costume” is available at the “Victoria’s Secret” gift shop,located next to the coffee/beverage bar at your local goat pen.

12. Nabal Ben-Nimrod Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 12:47 am

    thanks LuLu, for that anatomically “correct” tattoo location (rubbing eyes)…

13. Les Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Does this mask come with extra hair gel? I’d hate to loose that tousled look.

14. Carol Says:
    October 25th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    The costumes are located beside the Halloween Candy Bible Verses– But one of those that will NOT be found on the candy “Suffer not a witch to live”

    And on the other side are copies of Rick Warren’s “It’s Okay To Play Treat Or Treat….As long as you dress like Jesus!”

    This will surely make any carnal Christian’s “Halloween” sanctified!

15. Daniel Pomerhn Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 am

    Aw, c’mon…like parents are really going to be THAT concerned about who is teaching their kids, just so long as they have something “wholesome to do” and they are out of their hair. Cheap entertainment/baby-sitting for teens! Now, all we need to do is use this to our advantage - by camoflaging ourselves in this costume, sneaking a 1689 Confession into the front cover of the Message Bible, putting a good Paul Washer message on (I think we know the one) and letting ‘er rip! Folks won’t know what got into the young’uns…

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