October21st
18 Comments
“Youth Pastor” Halloween Costume
Posted in: Ad Absurdum
18 Comments
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Comment by Clark — October 22, 2009 @ 5:27 am
Caution: Not suitable for export to third world countries.
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Comment by Justin — October 22, 2009 @ 8:27 am
Retardant, but not flame retardant.
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Comment by Justin — October 22, 2009 @ 9:06 am
I didn’t see the “flame retardant” in small print the first time, so let me edit my comment…
Flame retardant, just not eternal flame retardant.
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Comment by Steve — October 22, 2009 @ 9:50 am
Are the optional Danny Gokey glasses included?
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Comment by Carol — October 22, 2009 @ 5:38 pm
It would have been perfect had it also included some fake looking body piercings….well, if you really want to be “relevant”….
“Bodily function jokes not included…” no, but you can purchase a CD to play that has “bodily function sounds”…to scare the little ones as well as the big ones….
Available at your local “Christian” Bookstores…Stop by and get one today…
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Comment by dangerTIM — October 22, 2009 @ 7:28 pm
Steve….a standard option?
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Comment by jazdaddy — October 22, 2009 @ 8:03 pm
I’m pretty sure I saw this at Family Christian the other day, between the Mentos & Diet Coke combo packs and the XBox 360 games. They thought about putting them near the Bibles until they realized that this might result in their mutual annihilation.
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Comment by Dominic — October 23, 2009 @ 2:51 am
Safe for all the modern family – Flame retardant, and faith retardant.
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Comment by JSRose — October 23, 2009 @ 7:33 am
I got the soul-patch/puka shell necklace version for my boy. He says they’re going to prove their love for Jesus by eating crickets at the HOLY-ween carnival.
Ya’ll pray that this will be as eye-opening as our “Judgement Dungeon Of Death” was last year. We scared the hell out of ‘em! -
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Comment by Steve — October 23, 2009 @ 5:37 pm
DangerTIM…this Sunday, I will be preaching on edification. I’ll move the lectern a little bit toward the east side…if you get my drift.
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Comment by LuLu — October 23, 2009 @ 7:36 pm
The “female version” includes a stick-on,”Jesus Is My Home-Boy” sacral tatoo,(that’s “sacral”,as in lower back,not “sacred”,as in,”…your body is the temple of God.”)The rest of the “costume” is available at the “Victoria’s Secret” gift shop,located next to the coffee/beverage bar at your local goat pen.
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Comment by Nabal Ben-Nimrod — October 24, 2009 @ 12:47 am
thanks LuLu, for that anatomically “correct” tattoo location (rubbing eyes)…
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Comment by Les — October 24, 2009 @ 1:48 pm
Does this mask come with extra hair gel? I’d hate to loose that tousled look.
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Comment by Carol — October 25, 2009 @ 6:54 pm
The costumes are located beside the Halloween Candy Bible Verses– But one of those that will NOT be found on the candy “Suffer not a witch to live”
And on the other side are copies of Rick Warren’s “It’s Okay To Play Treat Or Treat….As long as you dress like Jesus!”
This will surely make any carnal Christian’s “Halloween” sanctified!
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Comment by Daniel Pomerhn — December 22, 2009 @ 1:06 am
Aw, c’mon…like parents are really going to be THAT concerned about who is teaching their kids, just so long as they have something “wholesome to do” and they are out of their hair. Cheap entertainment/baby-sitting for teens! Now, all we need to do is use this to our advantage – by camoflaging ourselves in this costume, sneaking a 1689 Confession into the front cover of the Message Bible, putting a good Paul Washer message on (I think we know the one) and letting ‘er rip! Folks won’t know what got into the young’uns…
