The Sacred Sandwich

July29th

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Whammo the Gospel Clown was prepared to be persecuted for his street preaching, but he hadn’t anticipated being detained for “creepin’ out the neighborhood kids.”

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  • Comment by John — July 29, 2009 @ 11:05 am

    This really takes me back to my youth ministry days…

  • Comment by Angus — July 29, 2009 @ 11:16 am

    Caption #2:

    Even though it comes with the costume, the giant squirting flower on the lapel should never be used by clown evangelists while handing out gospel tracts.

  • Comment by Four* Pointer — July 29, 2009 @ 11:43 am

    Angus,

    Yes, the reason the squirting flower got him in trouble was because he didn’t announce aforehand that he was using it to perform baptism.

  • Comment by John — July 29, 2009 @ 11:58 am

    lol, caption #2 Wouldn’t want him chasing me.

  • Comment by Carol — July 29, 2009 @ 12:42 pm

    Yeah, but you didn’t mention what that flower squirted….anointed holy water, that was touched by the anointed hands of Rick Warren and Joel Osteen…..

    The Police didn’t appreciate being squirted with holy water….and especially by a WOF clown….

    Was he arrested for preaching a watered down clown gospel message or was his costume an offense to the color impaired citizens?

  • Comment by John — July 29, 2009 @ 2:29 pm

    I bet the officer is saying, “Get me some back-up here NOW!! This dude is really creeping me out”.

  • Comment by Carol — July 29, 2009 @ 5:28 pm

    Cop (to clown) “Watch it Bozo, you have the right to remain silent……If you try to do any funny stuff, I’ll take you in to the station and maybe a night in jail will straighten you out!”

  • Comment by Scott Webber — July 29, 2009 @ 7:57 pm

    I’ve dressed better than that..

  • Comment by Brad — July 29, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

    His bumper sticker says… “Clowning Around for Jesus”.

  • Comment by Les — July 29, 2009 @ 8:11 pm

    Whammo didn’t realize there were so many coulrophobics out there.

  • Comment by John — July 29, 2009 @ 10:40 pm

    Officer to Whammo, “alright buddy, don’t try anything funny”.

  • Comment by nmark — July 30, 2009 @ 8:14 am

    Whammo was actually relieved to see the policeman after enduring the relentless kicking and poking from the unruly neighborhood kids.

  • Comment by Carol — July 31, 2009 @ 1:39 pm

    Actually this is the Bible Police and he’s arresting apostasy in it’s tracks.

  • Comment by Andy — August 19, 2009 @ 5:43 pm

    “What do you mean we can’t arrest people for being CREEPY!?”

  • Comment by elmo — January 2, 2010 @ 9:55 pm

    i heard once of people wanted to dress santaclaus to ~~preach“ in CHRISTmas
    lame lame lame.

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